WooHoo

@Forget Me Not wrote:

correct again wishfairy (lol caught you out Pete), this time I’ll give you a tap dancing wombat

a man works in a greengrocers. he is a fit and healthy 21 year old, 6ft 5in tall, with a 44in chest and size 12 feet. what does he normally weigh?

Fruit and veg?

You’re going to film Robert and your boss, with the baton? :shock:

Sleeps through the day?

One?

A nice hot shower!

@Pete wrote:

http://www.geocities.com/jnyby83/TaxiDriver.wav

“Who are you calling a little p.ussy?”

@lil fek wrote:

No, they can’t reach it ….Pete already got it AND awarded himself points lol

Oh yeah, that’ll teach me to jump right in lol.. :lol:

You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting – even when it’s inappropriate.You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.And if someone flirts back, you’ll crank it up even more!

LOL.. When i was younger.. Yes.. :?

Have you, and if so, did you find something you didn’t expect to find?

@lil fek wrote:

Two men are in jail. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell but they are unable to reach it. So they decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

By standing on the other mans…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse.

7 have been arrested for fraud.

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques.

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.

3…

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@lil fek wrote:

Hahahaha youre so quick no Zolps for you teehee!

Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?

Pete turned fifty? :lol: :lol: :lol:

You were born? :D

@sharongooner wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I predict Im gonna regret logging on as I walked past the pc to turn it off and have a well earned early night.

Have you regretted it yet? :lol:

give us a minute…..

That’s normally my line.. :shock:

@Pete wrote:

PML.. :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

I predict Im gonna regret logging on as I walked past the pc to turn it off and have a well earned early night.

Have you regretted it yet? :lol:

What happened to this bad rain we were going to have a few weeks ago? Ten days of rain in one day.. I’m still waiting.. I was hoping to go surfing down the hills.. :roll:

@Pete wrote:

I reckon he’s off to lob that through someone’s window.. :lol:

@(f)politics? wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

I predict……this countrys going to the dogs..and we`r all doomed!

And i’m so glad you’re not the Prime Ministers Speech Writer.. :lol:

oi woohoo u sneaked in my post position :evil:

I’m good at sneaking into positions.. :wink:

I’ll remember that Shazza.. When i’m sunbathing on…[Read more]

Crazy..