WooHoo

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Damn – I’ve a few million in my suit-case, all in £20 notes.. Busy day at the bank for me on Monday then!

Glad to see you haven’t lost your sense of humour :wink:

Whatever! :D

@sarah_1 wrote:

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

Going to be hard for those men out on their first date..

‘By The Way, Could You Tell Me Which Part Of The Cycle You’re In, So That I Can…[Read more]

I hate ringing up NHS DIRECT.. After half an hour on the phone, I had to ring the samaritans!! :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Eating a packet of walkes prawn cocktail crisps! How bad am I :lol:

Oh Kent – Very Very Bad, how wrong and dirty you are to be eating Prawn Cocktail crisps!!

:lol: :-s :?

LOL Sarah – Do you have credit going missing from your mobile account!! HaHa.. :lol:

Damn – I’ve a few million in my suit-case, all in £20 notes.. Busy day at the bank for me on Monday then!

Had some E-Mails about getting an I-PAD for free.. Ok, i knew they wouldn’t just throw one at you, not without some hard work, this FREE offer seemed too good to be true, but you kind of want it to be true!
Anyway.. You fill in your details, aswell as your phone number.. WooHoo did that.. Waiting for your details to enter their system, and…[Read more]

Always nice to be appreciated!! :lol:

I’m wondering why people seem to f u c k off when i come to the boards! :-k

Seeing a victorian house that’s up for auction – and not having the money to go and bid for it lol.. Can’t afford a fekking tent at the moment!! :lol:

That’s my house though.. I’m off to pray to whoever will listen..

WooHoo Productions presents..Sausage Surprise..

The following contains tediousness right the way through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81LZVgzxY2A

I don’t think there’ll be a follow up, due to the damage this might cause the first time around! :lol:

I’d never have guessed that! Too complicated! :?

Thanks for the message.. :) xx

Hoping my handsome son has had a great day today! He deserves the best! xxxx

T J C

You’re supposed to send them when she’s either in Hospital, or has just come out! :lol:

That bad Pete? :shock:

What you going in for? xx

Just went to my E-Mails,.. And noticed the name MERVIN, and a title: YOUR FRIEND MERVIN.. I thought ‘Hold on there a moment, i’ve not got a mate called MERVIN, and if i did, i’m sure i’d fekking know about it’ :lol:

@Nemesis wrote:

:oops: How did you get your OBE?

She sucked off Albert.. :shock:

Well, if I go join with my local Leisure Centre, been thinking of taking up some kind of other sport too, perhaps Squash.

Airline to start selling takeaways

How’s this going to work then? Ring up the cook in the plane, and ask them to deliver to the third row? :lol:

Three faint on grounded airplane

Something they ate? :lol:

Vera returning to Corrie as ghost

What they should have done was have her shot near the canal, and brought her back many years…[Read more]