WooHoo

A suit, and Bowler hat.. :D/

What’s Winston Churchills middle name?

@Pete wrote:

I used my dictaphone but it’s messed the buttons up :shock: :lol:

lol.. Reminds me of that song by Kev Wilson.. Me d.ick just dialled your number..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Dropped my phone down the lavvy pan this morning, thankfully I took out the monthly insurance (should also point out, thankfully it was funkin flushed before I dropped it!) so I’m getting a new one delivered tomorrow. Still gonna cost another £25 though :evil:

Like an idiot, two weeks ago, i left mone out on the garden wall..…[Read more]

F**K F**K F**K.. Why oh why did i leave that cup by the papers? #-o

*Gets an idea for his own holiday snaps* :D/

@Pete wrote:

makes as much sense as a kitten aint a cat What’s a hat but not a hat.. a shoe on ya head :lol:

PML.. :lol: Nutter!!

Oh yeah, silly me, i should have known, i mean there’s plenty of them about!! :lol:

@*Sian wrote:

Tight Cherrys :lol:

I just noticed this!!! :lol:

@Pete wrote:

you dirty ba*tard it said :shock:

More like; You dirty Baaaaaaaaaastard… :lol:

@Pete wrote:

what has the head of a camel the tail of a camel and the body of a camel but isnt a camel

a zebra stuffed inside a camel

And how exactly is the zebra STUFFED into the camel..? :shock:

@Pete wrote:

A kitten isnt a cat ? :shock:

No.. And a puppy isn’t a dog.. And,.. :lol:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

correctamundo (soz about the wait)

okay let’s try this one on for size

when does a yard have four feet in it?

That’s ok.. We’re used to waiting.. :D/

Lets try this one for size.. I’ve heard that line before.. :lol: OOPS..

Don’t tell lil fek that you gave me all the prize money.. :-$

Anyways.. Is the answer..…[Read more]

Ok, well if you’re here before me, then leave a lil bit of credit for me… :lol:

Night Fek.. x

Telling someone that their adult porn star name was TIGHT CHERRY.. And their reply being.. TRY ME, and you’ll see that i’m not.. :lol:

OMG.. On behalf of someone else, i typed in their name, and theirs was: TIGHT CHERRY!

@rubyred wrote:

im fvcking screaming !!! my legs are bad,, I can hardly move and i wanna SCREAM !!

I cant even walk ! MY son is selfish, FVCK !!!!!!!!!

i hate life !

:shock:

Do you have a number for Forget Me Not? I really could do with finding out if WE are right or not.. :-k

I lied… :lol:

What’s yours?

Not to me it doesn’t..more the act of of someone trapped and despairing, and as PB intimated, someone who couldn’t bear the thought of leaving his wife and child behind to face the music and end up in penury.

I agree, although a sad story, whatever the reason.