WooHoo

Tht’s Shazza Holding them up, aint it? :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I’d heard free pete’s underwear everytime she moderates a post

Is the J at the back, and the C at the front? Jacksie, and…… :shock:

Perhaps they should give out this free underwear to all users.. Like a promotional gift.. For both men and women.. Then again, judging by most users, they’ll always be off..

Not just that Pete, she gets an attendance bonus too.. :lol: And perks.. Few paper clips here, few paper clips there.. Pen if she’s lucky! :shock:

@Pete wrote:

Sharks are immune to all known diseases

Even STD’S? :lol:

So, does that mean she reduced her fee.. :lol:

ONLINE INFO, and automated systems.. :roll:

If you’re fed up of listening to my automated voice go on, and on, and on, then please press 1.

If you’ve put the phone down, then you can’t hear me. Please press 2. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

The world record for holding your breath is 15 minutes 2 seconds

That’s what my uncle thought.. :P

Howcome? No-one’s looking.. And you are a looker.. Go on, make my day!! :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

shut it woo hoo…. :lol:

Nicole has broken a Big Brother record. 94.04% of you voted her out, the highest eviction percentage in BB history! Well done, kind of.

thats from the BB website

Only if you kiss me.. :lol: Oops, back to the thread.. :wink:

on?Out the Buffoonery? Never seen that film..

I just think they’ve had their time on television, maybe they should try something else.. Like retirement. Fair play though, they work together, and live together, that has to be hard in a way.. What channel are they on? :lol:

Anyway’s, before we get shouted at, back to the thread.. :wink:

@sharongooner wrote:

Bottle of my finest on its way to forumhostGM for an excellent bit of moderating. 8)

(can you give some lessons to PB?) :lol:

Bottle of your finest.. How posh.. :lol: Can i have a bottle of Bud too? :lol: :wink:

Guilty.. The teacher was suspended!

Have you ever dropped something valuable?

@prettypink wrote:

Should be good tomorrow, when ol Mario pops in to propose too Lisa…He`l do anything to get on tv that bloke :roll:

Well, he does have a fan club, and he has been watched by millions, and he’s done this, and he’s done that. Can anyone see it now; “The Mario and Lisa show” Unfortunately, Lisa won’t get a look in, it’ll be…[Read more]

NO!! They can get their own!! :lol:

Fine.. :roll:

Ok, what’s this:

CHICKEN – PEAS – CABBAGE.

@ForumHostGM wrote:

@ForumHostGM wrote:

if truth be known………

an ignore function on these message boards, will be used as much as the one
in the chat rooms. which is = NEVER!

and why?……….. because everyone wants to see the mud slinging and the venom spitting

and that my friends. is the TRUTH! take it or leave it.

Two pages full of…

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Was she any good Pete? :lol:

More people are killed each year by coconuts falling on their heads than are killed by sharks. Take that Jaws. You got beaten by a coconut.

Which is actually a seed, not a nut.

Ok! Well, you nearly described me.. :lol:

@PATS wrote:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you having a virtual orgasm? :?