WooHoo

You sound like Robert the bully when I was 10- only he wanted a password..

Go up the street – turn, and there he was, he’d pounce from behind the bushes and I’d have to give him a password to be allowed through the street. 1.. How did he know I was coming? And 2. He weren’t giving me much of a chance, everytime I guessed, it was wrong. :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Now who’s the one with the dirty mind?.. :lol:

it’s not dirty . . it’s imaginative :lol:

besides, I know how your mind works !!!

I’m glad someone does! Did you manage to write down some instructions? :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Meet me half way, i won’t attack you but i’ll share your biscuits :P

how nice is that ffs

That’s kind of like being a sad case on my behalf, i have to give you biscuits in order for you not to attack me, and be my friend! :lol:

Now who’s the one with the dirty mind?.. :lol:

I shalt not say that word.. :lol:

I’m releasing the devil from within..

I shall be nicer from now on.. I shalt not be a c u n t! :lol:

@Pete wrote:

best get yaself a big packet of biscuits :lol:

So i’m supposed to let someone attack me – aswell as let them eat my biscuits – something doesn’t seem at all fair regarding this situation.. :lol:

True – but if and when someone attacks me or whatever, you trying to say I should stop them for a moment, offer them a cup of tea and allow them to continue when they’ve finished? There’s being nice, and there’s being nice!! :lol:

Tell you what, i’ll throw in a Custard Cream too..

There’s my answer.. :lol:

Tat.. 8) Hope you’re ok..

This being nice stuff is ok – but please, when does it end?.. :lol:

It’s because I have to keep on switching arms – fekking arthritus in my wrists!! :lol:

Because I’ve seen the light – changed the errors of my ways – i’m focusing my mind on something else! I’m going to like being a pimp! :lol:

@Cas wrote:

In year 6, my godaughters daughter, came home from school one afternoon with a letter for her parents, inviting her parents to go and view a video on sex education that the powers that be in the school, intended to show the children. Jo went along, with her husband and not because she’s a prude, far from it! but she was shocked to…

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Alien Porn?.. :lol:

I found that watching The Emmerdale Omnibus got me to sleep.

I need to cool down..

Was just watching Shakira in concert – but on Youtube..

She claims in her song, when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad.. No baby.. When you look/sing/and definately move like that, you do something to me, that could only be described as taboo.. :lol:

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It’s when her dad came home, and tried it – that’s when I felt I had to call off the engagement!

@kent f OBE wrote:

Let’s have a thread where we can say somthing nice about an event or someone or maybe somthing thats happened to you. :lol:

I once had oral given to me, and it didn’t cost me anything – I didn’t have to beg – that was a nice deed – an act of kindness..

And what’s more, when she went to the shop to get some milk, even her mum had a go.

@pikey wrote:

Well, what’s he saying? Kids aged seven should be aware of being a boy or a girl and the differences between them, considering their friendships with other children and have learned not to hit people when they’re feeling angry or upset. It all seems perfectly reasonable. You did pass key stage one, didn’t you, Pete?

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