WooHoo

TEN WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE!

Call yourself John Prescott.

Win the lottery.

Admit to liking Jade Goody.

Don’t pay your phone bill.

Stay here all day and night to bump up your post count.

Do all of the above TWICE, and that makes TEN. :lol:

Ok, i’ll put my hands up, it’s a hoax, i made it up. False accusation. Police weren’t too happy either. :lol:

Don’t know what’s worse; being albanian, or having a name like; gerald! :?

I met someone from the net, she was called Lucy. She charged £100 per hour, and i’ve not seen her since. OH, and there was a time when i met someone called frances too, but she weren’t all she appeared to be. She had a beard, a pot belly. It’s not the beard that…[Read more]

Me, the missus, and the bit on the side applied and got refused, so we settled for The Jeremy Kyle show instead. And we aint aussies or welsh. We’re Irish. :D

Well, we know that the incident/accident happened a few centuries ago, as there was a king, because all of his men, and their horses tried to put him back together, yep, the NHS was bad back then too…, so bad that emergency treatment had to be carried out by the king and gang! And horses..

Ok, well, where was the wall he sat on? Was it a…[Read more]

The bloke shouldn’t have left it there, probably did the crossword because he was bored. Now if it was his wallet, different story altogether. Just stick some money in a charity box so you don’t feel less guilty, i’m sure the bloke would want that! Aswell as the charity!

It’s ok, prefer, House Of Fun, Our House, There’s one i used to like, started like:

In the earliest days of our shoplifting career, you could safely say, we were filled with fear, nail biting work from the very start..

Can’t think of the name, or the album it was on?

Don’t ALL reply at once! :roll:

I’ve never seen them in concert. Wanted to though. When Suggs went solo he started off ok, then went crap! What’s your favourite songs? Like “Mummy’s boy” – old, but funny..ish.

@Bat wrote:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/15122006/356/jail-warning-rail-booze-snooze.html :roll: :roll: :roll:

I’ve heard of trains going over sleepers lol, but that takes the p*ss.. Nothing to laugh at really though is it, a train could have de-railed causing injury, or possible death to the passengers.

*Takes back love – note given to PB* :(

I can’t see her.. :?

@Geoff wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Geoff wrote:

Antipodean tosser.

Isn’t that an african mammal?

No thats his wife.

An african mammal is an antipodean tosser’s wife?

@Geoff wrote:

Antipodean tosser.

Isn’t that an african mammal?

@Geoff wrote:

It’s not even that simple Bat… they will, in time, find out their mother wasn’t just murdered, but that she was a hooker. And they may have psychological problems wondering who their ‘real’ fathers are in the future. Not a very bright start to young lives.

I did see a documentary not so long ago about a man who tried to trace his…[Read more]

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

Nah not really, its just me poppin’ in to collect Our Ashes and take them home 8) :wink:

Any chance you could collect Home and away, and Neighbours too? 8)

@sharongooner wrote:

You just always make me think of the footie addy on the telly woo hoo who hoo hoo……….. brings on summer memories that are always welcome on these cold winter snuggly nights :wink:

I’ll sing woo-hoo-hoo to you if you want whilst you snuggle up, hope your husband don’t mind me sleeping in between you.. No kinky stuff though.

@cath 55 wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I am fine thankyou Cath, how are you? xx :)

lol hissed whooohooo pmsl xx but shortly goin to bed got a 10am meeting in the morning argghhhhhh lol xxx

You’re still meeting me then? :wink:

I am fine thankyou Cath, how are you? xx :)

@angel1 wrote:

u hiding from me woohoo??? :):):):)

Nope, just getting ready.. :)