WooHoo

Are you trying to pull me? :wink:

@PATS wrote:

why u^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^blushin then :?:

Cos i get shy amongst new people! :) Hello by the way Pats!

@Bunny wrote:

Now theres a thought !! theres a ducking stool 20 mins from me in the City of Canterbury !! hehehe :)

Trouble is if you survive youre found guilty and if ya dont its tuff s *** !! LOL :wink:

I’d like to try that, can’t afford alton towers this year, this sounds better!

OK, thought my luck was in. Obviously not! I’ll keep watching, just incase you do change the D to an F. [-o<

Did you mean to put Ducking? :wink:

@fastcars wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

God is a figmant of our imaginations. A bit like an imaginary friend who we turn to in times of desperate need, when mortals in the real world can’t seem to help us any more.
Its comforting to know we can turn to our imaginary friend in times of woe but it doesn’t mean he exsists.

I still havent…

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And, this is another

The other week i received a letter saying that I had committed a crime, and that I was to ring 999. I also think that this is a scam. Do you? :?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I heard a noise ….. yes …. there it is again.

Footsteps creeping ever so slowly up the stairs ….. getting closer …. and closer ….. floor creaks just outside the door…….

OH, IT’S JUST MARTIN, HE’S COME TO SERVICE ME AS PER USUAL.. :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

…. and my evil eye has spotted you too !!!

Which eye though? :lol:

I’d say, OH NO, NOT AGAIN! #-o

I can’t answer that as I was not there, maybe you should ring the police and ask them.

No, but i did have a spasm! Does that count? :-s

Worst language, well, i vote for French. :)

Damn it mary, that weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed wasn’t as good as you’d hoped was it? :?

Hello. I am a new member. :oops:

Now neither of them are in terribly good health

Problem solved, buy them both a coffin each. :)