WooHoo

@SusieQ wrote:

Assumptions and insinuations :lol:

Sounds like a great title for a new television series.. Based upon those who use Justchat!

*Gets pen out*

I’ve not heard much from the moderators or anyone in the Justchat Office lately.. D’ya think they’re still there? Maybe they’ve decided to go, thought ‘F u c k it’ and have left us all to it.. In that case, i’m claiming this forum, Pete you can have Serious Chat – Kent you can have Jokes And Quizzes.. Suzie you can have two three and four..…[Read more]

@SusieQ wrote:

Unlikey Greetings Cards :

I’d like to go out with you, but I’m not ready for a serious relationship with an asshole.

:lol:

Sorry you’re ill.. :(

ps, i know your illness is terminal, but they didn’t have a card for that! :shock:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Ok I’m cr@p at this sort of stuff!!! But enjoy reading it, and Woohoo I gotta give it to you, you are a trier :lol:

lol – Just want to make people laugh.. Makes me feel better.. :lol:

Driver fined for ‘Scooby-Doo’ logo on number plate

Apparantly the driver has made a complaint, and refuses to pay the fine.
Good for you S haggy..

Hen lays world’s biggest egg

Sorry, but that’s nothing,.. I know about a goose who laid a golden egg..

Wellies ‘that can charge mobile phones’ launched

Oh Come On,.. I suppose the welsh sheep s…[Read more]

Go On – treat yourself..

Greedy B@stard! :lol:

There’s only ever been two series of Big Brother that I’ve been into..
And of course you can join our cliche..
First you have to prove yourself.. :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Sheeesh!!

Kebab? :lol:

I’m always suffering from.. Ooops, sorry, gotto go.. :lol:

She won’t touch me – I’m protected.. Justchat Insurance.. 8)

Nor me Pete – last time I thrusted i came too quick! :shock:

Thankyou Jen – I didn’t see that, until Suzie had quoted it.. :lol:

I

@rubyred wrote:

sorry. I realise your trying, but. …. Boring.. you be really funnier elsewhere.
well done though x

Funnier Elsewhere? Where Exactly? – I’m trying to inject some humour, but can’t please everyone!
You’re right though, i’m off to apply for a NewsReader position at BBC NEWS 24.. Who cares?.. No-one watches. :-s

I’ve read the News for all regions, looked through my Local Paper, and would you believe it – everything’s bad! Nothing remotely funny that I can comment on! Oh Well..

There’s always tommorow! :D/

Don’t take it to heart.. I had a fiver on you becoming a Lap-Dancer! I guess I lost!

What?.. :lol:

Oh Yeah – And Pete – Kent’s been saying that you and Sarah have been up to no good.

I can’t get the saying out of my head! When I leave the toilet seat up, i get a vision of Suzie in my mind, waving her finger, tutting at me, and saying ‘Typical Male.’ :lol:

Yes – I need a siggy too.. Bout time i had one.. Pete..

I want something amazing – something that stands out and impresses all.. But enough about my manhood, will you design me a siggy? Please! Nice One.. Knew you would! :lol:

Waits for Suzie and her ‘Typical Male’ comment regarding my manhood joke!.. :lol:

He needs speedos’ sun-glasses cap, and he’s sorted! :lol:

Pete –
No matter how much you try and make me look good, i’ll still look like a t w a t!! :lol: