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@SusieQ wrote:

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity…

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Wide Awake! :?

@SusieQ wrote:

Corny pick up lines !! I bet most have heard/used them !! Did any of them work :lol: :lol:

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Are your legs tired,…

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Hey – Ho.. Greetimgs! 8)

No – Just that I believe that Sundays are a day of rest, and certain people should refrain from being Twa ttable!! :lol:

Because I’d look like a tw at!! :lol:

Can’t – it flies nearer to the ceiling, and I aint jumping up and down with a shoe in my hand for hours on end! I’ve opened the windows, but it won’t take the hint! All his mates are outside! :lol:

Trying to rid of the unwelcomed wasp..
You’d think on a day like this, it’d want to be outside, enjoying the sun.. Not being sprayed by deodorants. :lol:

Hey! 8)

IF you go into a pub, (In The Real World) chances are, you’ll find both bar and lounge, so howcome in these soaps, you never see that? Not only that, but you always see the workers having the sneaky tipple, so I am quite surprised given the size of the pub, and the amount of drinks that are unpaid for that any profit is made whatsoever!

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Well said to both Suzie and Nemesis..

@kent f OBE wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Bag for life? :lol:

You been talking to Mr Kent? He calls me his bag for life :lol:

He would have been better off with a sofa from DFS.. At least he could have part exchanged it when no longer wanted! :shock:

He’s been promoted – He works within the Justchat Office now, third floor, of a ten floor building!
On the bottom floor is where they sort the mail, and on the top floor, that’s where the executive ones reside!
Only seven more floors to go now Will.

Think he deals with ‘expenses’ :lol:

@battywoman wrote:

Why haven’t all the …scrollers……perverts……peado’s…….weirdo’s and them threatenin w ankers!! been sorted out!!?

Oi – That’s now way to talk about Man City.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Our trans-gendered friend has gone… the powers that be do listen eh :P

Nope – I’m still here.. :D/

Just seen two properties that I like very much! 8) Cheap rent too.. One I’d buy right now if I could.

Yes!! :lol:

Don’t forget your long plastic Mac.. :lol:

That shop?.. :lol:

They’re all against you Gaz – You have absolutely no option, but to sell your body! You may even have enough left over to buy yourself a Maccy D’s.. :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

How melodramatic.

If this gets to court and they find against you, you will be fined. Given your circumstances, an arrangement on paying the fine in instalments will be made based on what you say you can afford. I’d respectfully suggest you go to court with figures re your income and outgoings to prove what you can afford. Unless…

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That sounds like asking for trouble – Just don’t go around shouting that out in a Gay Bar!!