WooHoo

I find that standing there in the nude tends to put them off! :lol:

LMAO! Watch them bailiffs they eye up everything, although they have to leave certain items, eg, cooker, bed, knife – fork – spoon! :lol:

Actually – It’s a good tune – It does have theme tune written all over it. Eg Cop Show.. The (Chorus) bit.. And I really do think you should contact ITV and submit it to them for use on Nightscreen. 8)

So sorry that this popped into my head as I was replying to ‘your’ post! :lol:

Not directed at you – I swear, just wanted to share it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my7sxZ0KfHU

Nice One Gaz – Funky Hip – Hop.. Like it.. 8)

That reminds me too found a funny song.. I’ll go get it.. It’s so crap you have to laugh..

@Pete wrote:

On the 1st May 1984 I smiled (will that do you) ?

That’s Great lol – Most people frown when they turn 50.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I need some loose screws to repair my drawers as it happens

I have a few loose ones Pete.. :-

I have always had a thing for Cheryl – But it weren’t me lurking about outside her house!
HONEST! :mrgreen: Seriously though,.. Great Looks – Sexy Voice..

It’s No wonder I’m in demand! :lol:

Gaz – You appear to be in prison! I have heard lots about those places – Free meal three times a day – Bed – Tele – exercise – no worries (Apart from shower-time).. Sounds better than Butlins! Minus the rides.. (Unless you’re nice to Big Jim).. HaHa.. :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Maybe Hollyoaks..

Especially when you may have lost your job..

I’ll wake up (As a male) – Look great – No mention of Jobseekers allowance, but I can sit there in my house which obviously doesn’t need gas, electric or a licence for the tele (Gaz lol).. I shall then go for lots of drinks which i can obviously afford…

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Listening to a few beats last night on Youtube – Two excellent ones there – but the words just wouldn’t come out for me lol. :lol:

Shine..

Dated

I like the fiery ones! 8)

@GAZLAN wrote:

Not had much time WooHoo, bogged down with some official garbage, will set to work on that soon as :roll:

That’s ok – No worries.. 8)

But I shall be docking your wages for not meeting the Dead-Line! :lol:

Maybe Hollyoaks..

Especially when you may have lost your job..

I’ll wake up (As a male) – Look great – No mention of Jobseekers allowance, but I can sit there in my house which obviously doesn’t need gas, electric or a licence for the tele (Gaz lol).. I shall then go for lots of drinks which i can obviously afford without money, whilst in my…[Read more]

I get mistaken for being gay – So i stopped loitering about the make-up department in debenhams trying to catch womens attention, and started trying out the sport equipment in The Sport Shop! Just trying to act manly..

It’s when I sprained my wrist and cried like a baby, they told me to pi ss off to debenhams and play with the make-up. Can’t…[Read more]

And a tag is going to stop her from selling yet another fish?

My grandad (God Bless his soul) did worse than that, theft, robbed a major company of thousands etc and got less hassle!

(Where do you think my toys on the childhood toy thread came from?) :-#

It must be very hard for the widow, grieving her loss, and feeling the pain FOR her children too. Obviously in time, she’ll act differently.

lol @ Loose screws..

IF i have to put something together, I insist on trying without the instructions, and guaranteed, I am left with several bits and pieces! I know in my mind they’re there for a reason, but try and tell myself, it’s ok, they’re not needed – Honestly.

A week or two later, you realise they really were needed!! :lol:

The ones who think that “ALL” men should fancy them, and if they don’t then they must be ‘gay’.. :lol: