WooHoo

There are 83 beans in a pot from KFC. :lol:

A day on Venus equals 243 Earth days!!

Looking at Sheep-Pigs.. :lol:

Dated

Good – Glad to hear!! 8)

I’ll just wait – Will probably get the full story in Chat Magazine!! :lol:

Good Thanks – How are you?.. :)

Hi.. 8)

Says the female who looks like a fraggle!! :lol:

HaHaHa!!!

Tones

Decisions!

Boned

Suppose – And at least I’m doing it with them in my thoughts! :lol:

Innit horrible though, when you can only look, and not touch! :lol:

@Tatler wrote:

Cheeky git :lol:

They say I might as well face the truth.
That I’m just too long in the tooth.
I’ve started to deteriorate
And now I’ve passed my own sell-by date.

Oh I am no spring chicken it’s true.
I have to pop my teeth in to chew.
And my old knees have started to knock.
I’ve just got too many miles on the clock.

HaHaHa.. :lol:

Tell me about it Gaz, the sun don’t half bring some talent out.. 8)

Yes, you’re saying I was a p u s s y.. :lol:

It’s ok, you can read the rest in the ‘My Sex-Life’ section of The Daily Sport! :lol:

@Tatler wrote:

Sitting in the garden , enjoying the rays , eating a slice of lemon cheesecake with a nice cup of tea. listening to some tunage , relaxed.

Ahhhh, the joys of being a resident at the local Nursing Home.. :lol:

Buying some cream for the friction burns! :P