WooHoo

Fright..

SHE’S ON MY MIND!!!! I WANT HER BADLY!!!!

What made me laugh is when Asda did their own brand card! :lol:

As if any female would appreciate THAT!!

@tictax wrote:

@Florrie wrote:

Wonder why PB ‘s been down the baby item isle at Sainsbury’s :wink:

baby oil can be fun

I’ve told you before, feel free to call round for a Coffee, but Baby-Oil’s a No-No.. [-X

Christen my canary?.. That sounds bad!!! :lol:

Just read a story about two swans divorcing!

I’m off for a coffee, coming back, and if the story is still there, then I’ll know it’s for real. Not only that, but I’ll go christen my Canary. :shock:

@GAZLAN wrote:

ooooooooh an image of Wills bum is always in my head :P

@will wrote:

first im gonna give mel her gifts witch is sum thortons choccies and sum sexy underwear with lace and harts all over it. then im gonna s h a g her senseless and gonna maker her a nice meal and give her sum champane with it.

i might even get a shower too.. and were after shave. cough*

I’ve found that if you go to town On February…[Read more]

@will wrote:

ooooh he just scorned a woman

now were in for it. :D

Oh God, I’m going to be Bi tch – slapped to death.. :D/

@tweety wrote:

Finding woo’s siggy deeply offensive.

Don’t read it then! :P

@tictax wrote:

rubbish ive watched u lot masurbate and u all go straight for the clit so dnt give me that hahaha
erm watched women masturbate in general not jen and poli

Can I ask where you go to watch them masturbate?.. :shock:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Enjoying coffee and toast….and listening to the beats of the hearts of my kidnap victims :D

You Women, you’re all hard work, you have to be practically worked on, and operated! Give Me A Ford Escort instead. :lol:

@(f)politics? wrote:

@tictax wrote:

ofgs stop beeting round the bush we all know on a woman its the clitoris

Do you know you can stimulate a woman to “that point” without even going near the clitoris

What, like, flash a credit card in front of her, or buy her some new shoes?..

The only way you can try and secure a deal in which you feel is fair, is by selling privately.
Pawn-Brokers, companies like the ones mentioned, they will never offer a decent amount.
On one of the adverts, I noticed they use a Pre-Paid envelope, which advertises the fact your jewellery is inside, and claim that jewellery is insured for the maximum…[Read more]

Men are boring to buy for?

Well, that’s because Valentines Gifts are mainly directed at women! What do half the men say when receiving their gift? “Oh, thankyou for my spanner shaped novelty chocolate bar, which you will probably eat later.”
You don’t need a day as such to tell your significant other how much you love them, but it’s nice! I do…[Read more]

If these don’t save, I’m blaming Gaz! :lol:

Have A Break.. :wink: Go see your mate Freddo..

You’re coming out with allsorts!! :lol:

Ok – That was clever, I’ll let you have a point for that! :lol: