WooHoo

It’s serious, but I shouldn’t be making fun, I mean, it’s not exactly Great Parenting, if she wanted to punish him, (if she felt this being neccessary) maybe she should have stopped his pocket money, taken away his computer, etc..

Dear Jc..

If everyone in class A is Tim, Timmy, and Timothy, and everyone in class B, is John, Johnny, and Johnathan, what the F**K is going on? :lol:

F**K, she’s still up there, I forgot to check on her.. Oh God, I’d better go and see this time, she’s probably opened a Take Away..

You’re Safe.. :lol:

Not the first time I’ve heard that line.. :lol:

My head is hurting again, i’m sure i’m being beaten up via telepathy! :lol:

My name says it all, says what every woman feels when they’re lucky enough to be within my company! :D/

@GAZLAN wrote:

Its a man she wants not a boy……..Ahem….hmm :wink:

Well in that case, i’ll hang onto her, see you in a few years time!! :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

I’m very annoyed.. With my Thai-Bride..

Three Hours just to fix a few fekking roof tiles, she should be shamed of herself.
Better go and check on her, just incase she’s swinging from the aerial or summat!

Not a thai-tched roof then……. :lol:

Pretty much sweet FA… bored isn’t the word.

Shouldnt you be out dancing pretty girl…

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I’m very annoyed.. With my Thai-Bride..

Three Hours just to fix a few fekking roof tiles, she should be shamed of herself.
Better go and check on her, just incase she’s swinging from the aerial or summat!

I’ve told you,.. You can have her back when I’ve finished with her.. Jeez,.. Impatient or what?!

@tweety wrote:

My ex used to call me Ella Umbrella…

I am dying to ask, but something says, I shouldn’t!! :P

@kent f OBE wrote:

Lilly Allen…..what does she actually do apart from having a father whos an actor?
Oh and stick her middle fingers up in every picture ever taken of her!

I do find her songs quite childish.. But..

I seriously would love to bang her.. She just has one of those faces! :?

@kent f OBE wrote:

I like Michael McIntyre :lol: think hes stupid funny :lol:

I love him when he appears on Mock The Week.. He once asked, if he looked like Pierce Brosnan with a mouth full of sweets.. :lol: He Does!!

@kent f OBE wrote:

Lancsy your spelling is atrocious its Novenner!

It’s not – It’s January.. :lol:

Had to laugh though, the measurements these cannabis growers go through, to make sure that the premises are not targeted by other dealers, etc..

One bloke rented out his house, and was oblivious to the fact what was happening there. When he found out, the person who was growing the cannabis offered a few thousand for the bloke not to report him.…[Read more]

Actually, the money that can be made from doing this, tax-free, it can be tempting.. Although, such a Law Obiding citizen such as myself, could never get involved in something as seedy as this.. :-

@GAZLAN wrote:

Good old British manufacturing at its best……….. :lol:

See – And people complain that not many things are made in Britain.. Well, you nation of moaners, i have news for you.. :lol:

I knew if i had put this in the serious section, it may have been taken seriously! :lol:

WTF?.. Who needs a spliff?.. Just talking to you is Frazzling my brain!! :lol: