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@kent f OBE wrote:

street cred in Wales? :-

You telling me Wales is SH IT?..

You seen Gavin And Stacey?.. You seen Torchwood?.. You Seen Tom Jones, Anthony Hopkins, Catherine Zeta Jones?..

Yeah, I see what you mean now Kent.. I’m So Sorry.. :(

Just Leave Her – She’s 92, she’s had Good Innings, Probably Won’t Be Here Next Week!

Although.. I Do Need More Advice..

I Want To Trace My Dad..

I Was Wondering If You Could recommend A Good Marker Pen? :lol:

Settle for a Metro Hun.. :lol:

I seen that on Emmerdale..

I don’t fink there’s anymore Librans.. Not many people here who work in Libraries.

OMG – Can’t believe I just did that – When I read what you said, I sat there gazing at them, in a day-dream.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@will wrote:

seruisly thats scared the fck outta me.

Is It Going To Make You House-Bound?.. :lol:

Do any of your customers need a Good Seeing To? If So, then I’m the man..

Joking I am – Pete’s up for it though.. :lol:

What’s New Pussy-Bat.. Wo, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,.. :lol:

DEAR JC..

I happened to be flicking through the channels the other day, when the remote got stuck on a certain Channel.. Nympho Nurses! Well, as I tried to switch, nothing would happen, and my pants accidentally dropped down to my ankles! With that, there was a knock at the door, and could you imagine the embarrassment when standing there was…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

fsk your spose to look up what your star sign says!! ( I don’t mind doing it for Pete :lol: )

just this once :lol:

The moon lights your communication chart, helping you talk clearly to the family and get a good result. Single? Venis is the place to help you find the kind of partner who will be a haven for your heart When…

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Pop Some Pills Man?.. :shock: OMG, you sound like a Gangster..

Yeah Like Biatch, Innit, gonna go pop a pill.. Bling Bling!! :lol:

And then I settled down after years of unwanted publicity, found a great chat-site, and everything is Hunky Dory.. Whatever The F u c K that is! :lol:

Libra.. (That’s my star-sign, not my name).. :D

These Headaches Are Getting Worse.. :(

@Bat wrote:

Evil little git. I hope he gets detained at her majestys pleasure in a mental instiution for the rest of his miserable existence. :evil: :evil: :evil:

Ok – Steady On, I just wanted to share it with you, that’s all.. :shock:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Ok, on this problem page thread you can write in and your problems will be answered :lol: (anyone can answer anyones problem :lol: ) I will start with one from a newspaper.

I recently found out that my girlfriend was seeing my best mate. I am 17 and thought she was the girl for me, I worship the ground she walks on. Should I…

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The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes.

For Humans.. No Wonder The Dog Looks At Me With A Glee In His Eye.. Bet He’s Thinking, ‘You Can Tell Me To Pi ss Off As Much As You Want, Fact Is, I can Still Do It For Longer Than What You Can!!’ :lol:

Most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.

Just Our Luck – We’re asleep, and we miss it.. :lol:

Poor Man?.. He should phone one of those Injury Lawyers.. He did trip.. And it weren’t his fault.. I wonder if he was making his way back from Ladbrokes!! :-