WooHoo

A Bacon Clanger?..

I could never ask for one of those in town, it’d feel so wrong, and dirty! :lol:

Good For You Pete.. What are the odds on you winning?.. :lol:

Damn You Pb.. Get Your Own Material.. :lol:

And I Stood Up For You Aswell.. Although, I’ve Never Tasted Di Ck.. :lol:

Meet Me Halfway.. (Black Eyed Peas)..

Ooh, I can’t go any further than this
Ooh, I want you so badly, it’s my biggest wish

Cool, I spent my time just thinkin’, thinkin’, thinkin’ ’bout you
Every single day, yes I’m really missin’, missin’ you
And all those things we used to, used to, used to do
Hey girl, wuz up? It used to, used to be just me…[Read more]

Me Too.. :lol:

A Couple Of Times, People Have Used My Screen Name In The Chat-Room, And I Have Signed in, In A Different Name To Catch Them Out, And To My Surprise, They Were Polite, And Made Me Seem Like A Great Person. Cheers For That! In The Mean Time, I can Carry On Being A Pr ic k.. :lol:

HaHa.. Trying Not To Laugh Too Much, Because I know It’s Going To Happen To Me. :lol:

@will wrote:

ballet dancing :)

Willy Elliot.. :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

hehe….dont know why the neighbour didnt join in singin yellow submarine last night….pffft, it was only three in the mornin ffs…….some people got no sense of fun………..like :lol: lol

I Tell You What Gaz Man.. I’d Have No Problem To Waking Up In The Early Hours To Hear Neighbours Singing, But Yello F u Ckin…[Read more]

Does That Mean, You’re taxed On ALL Winnings?..

Mention A Di ck, And Suzie Appears.. :lol:

I Am Sorry Rose, You Go To All That Trouble To Advise Us All, On How To Create A MasterPiece In The Kitchen, And We All Mock-It.
You Wouldn’t Take Delia Smiths CookBook In WH-Smith, And Grafitti The Pages With Insults, Would You Guys?.. :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

actually tell a lie I do know how to attach it to email if it was on the computer but I don’t know how to put it on the pooter…… will get my baby to do that for me :lol:

Yeah – I’ll Do That For You.. Your Baby Will Do Anything.. :lol:

I Can Be Bridget If You Want Me Too.. If The Money Is Right.. :lol:

Could use that pic for an advert..

Bored – Depressed – Lost Your Job, Wife, House.. Bills To Pay.. There’s Only One Option..

Hit The F U C K I N Bottle.. :shock:

That Is True, But Don’t Worry, You’re Not The First Person To Assume I’m A Woman..

I don’t mind when people assume over the net, it’s when they assume in society.. :lol:

@Lawrie wrote:

BLIMMEY, how Quick are you lot :D

Depends On The Woman I Am With At The Time.. 8)

@GAZLAN wrote:

:P

What’s That Gesture You’re Making With Your Hand?.. :lol:

@Lawrie wrote:

You’ld better post up that therapists number woohoo, I think I may need it :lol:

So Would Bridget if i ever got my way with her.. :oops:

@SusieQ wrote:

*waves hello . . from a distance

Are You Stuck In A Snow-Drift Or Something?

Oh Well – At Least You Got The Turkey.. HaHa.. :lol: