WooHoo

I’ve told you Will – You can’t join The Muppets On Tour – There isn’t enough room! :lol:

I get them all the time..

You have two days to reply to this otherwise I will take my admiration elsewhere!
Love Pete. xx

It’s been three days, four hours and twenty seven seconds and you still haven’t replied. You will not get a better offer elsewhere!
Love Pete. xx

Too Late – I’ve had a Good Ole Tug.. Your…[Read more]

There’s always been something there in my mind, especially where “That Ex” was concerned, and now I may have found what’s been on my mind all these years!
Thing is though, I’m actually “Hoping” that this child is mine! I could be completely wrong!

IF she is, then she has a Half Brother And Sister.. It’s NEVER simple where me and my kids are concerned!!

An ex from years ago has a daughter..

Now nine months after we split – got a phonecall.. rung it back, t’was a Payphone, someone answered and said t’was near The Hospital (ex’s area).. No-One had any reason to ring me from that area, or that Call-Box, as it was only the ex who i knew from there! Time-frame matches her being nine months…[Read more]

Psychic happenings going on all around us Jen.. :lol:

No Gaz, Mr Kents Credit Card probably takes a hammering afterwards! :lol:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

Pulling my hair out and I might even throw this damn computer out of the window.. arrrggghhh!

Think About This For A Moment Tinks! If You Pull Out Your Hair AND Throw Out Your Laptop, You Could Be Cutting Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face!

Now I have a vision of a skin head female looking very sad and bored indeed! But enough…[Read more]

DANIEL MERRYWEATHER..

RED!

And I’m alright
Standing in the streetlights here
Is this meant for me
My time on the outside is over
We don’t know how you’re spending
all of your days
Knowing that love isn’t here
You see the pictures
But you don’t know their names
Cause love isn’t here

Chorus
And I can’t do this by myself
All of these problem…[Read more]

Gaz, a Big Sign could be placed before me saying that the world would end tommorow, but i’d still be stupid enough to subscribe to something offering a years’ membership!! :lol:

But if you think it through from the beginning, you women should know that it’s always best to swallow! When you spit, kind of makes us men feel rejected! :lol:

Are those the Mini Pasty things you get in Asda? :lol:

I opened a selection box, and there was no flake, so i did it with a chomp! Not The Same..

LOSERS POSTING ON CHRISTMAS DAY!

Nothing Wrong with that – I made thirty five Dirty Phone-Calls On Christmas Day.. Ah Well, t’iz the season of good will..

My Mobile Phone Credit! :lol:

You’re having a flake?..

Are you sitting there, slow music in the background – Eating it in a seductive manner? :lol:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

They are all something I’d probably say. :lol:

Me Too Tinks, especially when put on the spot! :lol:

Thinking – If it’s true that people speak the truth in drink, then I’m in for a very great 2010 indeed! HaHa!! :lol:

Getting My Lungs And Liver Checked Out After Recent Events!

Hope You All Had A Great Christmas.. :wink:

@SusieQ wrote:

We did a mega Christmas Quiz at work on Christmas Eve to pass the time until we could leave for the pub ! Many took it very seriously and scored very well . . however it was decided that the winner was actually the one with the least right answers but had the most witty ones . . . here’s a few to make you chuckle ( hopefully )…

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Maybe we can all collaborate one day! :lol: