WooHoo

@minim wrote:

Of course Noah was male!

It’s God that is very likely female…. you know, creative, intelligent, omnipresent, omnipotent and a bit grumpy ever few thousand years just before the floods.

LMAO! Grumpy, just before the floods!! Sorry, just me and my mind!! :lol:

Millenium Dome?

@GAZLAN wrote:

Come on you two SHAAA-aaaake hands……….lol

SCENE ONE..

PHIL MITCHELL PROPOSES TO HIS NEW GAL-FRIEND! :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Chin up will….dont forget the vo…….. :lol:

NEVER MIND, DON’T FORGET THE VO.. DON’T FORGET THE VASELINE! :lol:

Crop Circles are made by a drunken SleepWalking Farmer..

@SusieQ wrote:

FGS :roll:

I won’t bother posting anything remotely humourous again, all you lot do is pick it apart :?

OMG! What do you expect here at Justchat?..

And maybe PB and myself were wrong.. Noah fled at The First Sign Of Trouble.. (This is for you ladies), there’s a chance he was in fact a male.. :lol:

Everywhere I go there’s a tesco’s.. Now, which Tesco’s do i go for?

@Pete wrote:

Doesnt matter if you spell it wrong, it’ll be some blokes fault cause he put a fork the wrong way round in the cutlery drawer several yr ago :? 8-[

You’re right, it doesn’t matter IF A WOMAN spells it wrong,.. But IF IT’S A MAN,.. :lol:

@GAZLAN wrote:

This is what I’ve come to adore about the ‘conspiracy theory’ nutters.

Wonder what there motive is to conspire :?

You bang several times on her front door and make “odd sounding” noises ….. then as she approaches to investigate, you poke a big green cucumber through the letter box and shout “Oh My God ….. The Martians have…

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Well.. Would a man be that organised, aswell as sympathetic, i mean,.. two of everything, and so on?..

And then I’ll do what you suggested!! :lol:

Thanks – Old Lizzie Rogers next door but one is about to have one hell of a shock..

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Personally I think the majority of the reports can be explained quite rationally, however there are still a significant number of reports from respected individuals that still can’t be explained. Are these visits from aliens? or from time travellers? who knows?…

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I need a massage, but not from one of those pervy women who advertise in papers, etc..

Saying that, she can have a feel if she wants..

I did, although, I tried to be funny.. Ermm.. Maybe sleep is needed and a new attempt at cracking a joke tommorow?

@Pete wrote:

Celine Dion .. talented , rich celebrity… so why the long face :?

Perhaps she feels that her singing was a curse and therefore it was the singing that sunk the Titanic?

@will wrote:

here gazlan hav sum on me…..

no really…. the cops are cumin round

I’ll take a bag off your hands Will.. :lol:

And all because.. The Lady Loves,.. Cadbury’s Milk Tray! :lol:

Ground Control To Gazlan..

Could you repeat that please, we had trouble receiving it here on Earth! :lol:

@will wrote:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

Always remember to put on your underwear as it can get rather drafty if you don’t… :oops:

wot u been up to tinky? :shock:

Wind blowing through the bushes! :shock: