WooHoo

@will wrote:

had a BJ… shoved a banana up the mrs… :wink:

Should be a LAW against that!! :lol:

Back – Bum – Ball Scratcher.. :lol:

Hahhhhhhhh.. Bet they haven’t got one that does all three.. :lol:

By The Time You Shuffle Through Them All, and find the right one.. you could have made your own, sat down, watched Eastenders, made a phonecall, etc,.. :lol:

Take Aways deliver?.. Since When?.. :lol:

Found This On Status Shuffle..

says “Barclay’s are apparently “Fluent in Finance.” Well, that’s fantastic. Its just a shame none of the people that answer their phones are fluent in English.. :lol:

If I can still manage women at that age, I’ll give myself a reward!! :lol:

@will wrote:

scratchin me bum.. fck me its itchy

Great Idea..

They’ve had The Back Scratcher.. Now try..

“WooHoo’s Bum Scratcher”.. Dragons Den – Here I come..

Not in that sense you perverts).. :lol:

My mum had two elderly aunts in a nursing home, but made an effort to have them at the house at christmas, despite other relatives being around, who also had space,.. But hey, when they passed on, the other relatives appeared then.. Only to see what they could get. :wink:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

LMAO.. – Never Been Married.. I will when I’m about 50/60.. :lol:

I wouldn’t bother . . it’s not all it’s cracked up to be . . . and by that age you’ll have to spend ALL your time together as you’ll be retired(ish) :roll:

No – I’ll just be tired (ish..

Thai.

IF i became as popular as Hef, would you be my PlayMate Suze?.. :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

easter eggs . . well too many of those and you turn into a fat ba stard :lol:

Now I know what Pavawotti did in his spare time.. :?

LMAO.. – Never Been Married.. I will when I’m about 50/60.. :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Took me a few attempts to drink, but hey, there was nothing to it.

Is It Healthy?

Is It Normal?

Or am I just wasting my f u c k i n g time?.. :lol:

I’d say the latter :lol:

did you know that eating too many eggs causes infertility :wink:

I don’t think I could class that as eating an egg, but thankyou for…[Read more]

Too Right, it’s MAD in that place.. Lights out at ten.. Screaming, violence, that’s why they let me out.. :lol:

Took me a few attempts to drink, but hey, there was nothing to it.

Is It Healthy?

Is It Normal?

Or am I just wasting my f u c k i n g time?.. :lol:

@thin ice wrote:

i got some play boy pants dont think i been corrupted by them
only wear them when im on a dead cert mind
so they still like new

I can do better than that – I’m Hugh Heffner.. I lead a Double Life. I’m not really WooHoo, it’s just a front. I get so bored with my billions, and seeing naked women all day, being seduced by my…[Read more]

Do you get that, when you do something, and think what was the point in that?

Well, cracking eggs into a glass and then drinking really was pointless.. :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

@will wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

am thinking wish I hadn’t left my umbrella at work on Friday :roll:

my umbrella ella ella ella eh eh eh :wink:

good song Will 8)

No It Aint.. Howcome she gets away with annoying us with that line over and over again, and i make a song, and it’s rejected..

Typing On My…[Read more]

Please Stop With This Thread!!

I have no money to buy food, i am poor, and as I read your posts, I feel that you’re teasing me! *Eats a leaf*