WooHoo

Shall Not, Wee shall not be moved.. :lol: :lol:

So.. Your Neighbour, points his pe nis at you, but it affects you that much, that you have to make a brew and sit down before each and every incident.. Just don’t go reporting to the police, especially with a story like that.. You’ll find, you’ll be the one arrested for perverted glimpses.. :lol:

:lol: Ok, it doesn’t, forget I said That!!

It looks quite stylish, how much are they?..

Bet ya had a sneaky peek.. :lol:

For Landing on Trafalgar Square when I had a house on it.

That looks like a carry case for lil-ets or summat.. :lol:

RIGHT – THAT’S IT FFS… :lol:

Hey, guess what… I seen a robin the other day, was unusual, but nice! :D :lol:

Ahhhh.. I see, the bit about Gums, and, t’was a joke, old one, but thought I’d mention it anyway.. :lol:

I knew there’d be a funny answer to that.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I shall rephrase that.

IS it a GOOD omen to see a robin?.. Not robin from Batman, but an actual robin, who flwe into the garden, and sat on the wall.. Twice, may I add.

Fine! Fine! Fine! [-(

You’d Miss Me.. :lol:

I have seen a robin over the past two days, is that an omen?..

@SusieQ wrote:

I’ve a phone you can have . . you just need to provide me with a flashy limited edition PINK IPhone and the Nokia’s all yours :lol:

How about a quickie instead?..

LOOK – I’m just repeating what I saw..

A Woman made a claim that her dentist injected semen into her mouth, although, there was no real proof, and of course, people thought she was mad..

Now you think I’m Mad!!

I’m just The Messenger… Don’t know what he got out of this, because personally, if any semen of mine was going to be in a womans…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

fibreglass ? new washing powder ?

LOL.. :lol:

Ok, sad I know, but I once read a Book about The Meaning Of Itches..

Left To Lose.. Right To Receive.. Left Knee – Gossip.. Right Knee – Good News.. Top Of Head – Good Luck.. Left Cheek/Ear – Compliments.. Right Cheek/Ear derogatory remarks

She never defends her honour when she’s with me.. :lol:

I just love the fact how I create a thread, and always turn it into something else lol.. :lol:

IT’S TRUE!!!! :lol:

That’s Right, but we haven’t got the same dentist – Honestly.. Suzie has been complaining about her Bad Teeth.. The Dentist told her to open wide. She did, not her mouth though.. And The dentist said, with gums like that, he’s not surprised!

Saying that, I watched some shyte last night, about a dentist in america who injected semen into women…[Read more]

NeeD A New PhOne.. It’S fU c KeD..