WooHoo

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Waiting for the BIG change.. :)

costs a lot for a d1ck lengthenur op :lol:

I was hoping to have it shortened! :lol:

lol @ how conceited… if you were a flea am sure you would be floating on ya back down the thames right now shouting ‘raise tower bridge’

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@WooHoo wrote:

:shock: Pete is so going to sit on you for saying that! :lol:

I aint doing 20 to life for him ty

@WooHoo wrote:

:shock: Pete is so going to sit on you for saying that! :lol:

I aint doing 20 to life for hime ty

@WooHoo wrote:

@peanut wrote:

Yes rest in peace :)

The thing I remember about him was how much he and his dog looked alike :)

Not very nice – Comparing him to his dog, i’m sure his family would be very disturbed by that comment.. Lazy git dying at his chair, why didn’t he get up and do it somewhere else. :shock:

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@peanut wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

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@Melody wrote:

Ok so I know very few of you in here…

I already have mental images I have created myself of what ya all like… so now you need to just tell me a random fact about you so that I can further enhance my bad visuals…

Wonders what mental image melody has about me :shock: :shock:

Bet…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@peanut wrote:

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@peanut wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

pulling someone ??? how old are you again :lol:

21.. :-

OMG its a…………… ToyBoy :lol: :lol:

I’ll be ya toy, you can play with me for as long as you want.. :lol:

Do you come with batteries ??? :lol:

Nah.. But i come with delight.. :lol:…

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@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

do you come with a brown paper bag too?

Depends on who’s head it’s going over.. :shock:

well it looks like it might not fit over yours. lol

Depends on which HEAD you’re talking about.. :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

do you come with a brown paper bag too?

Depends on who’s head it’s going over.. :shock:

well it looks like it might not fit over yours. lol

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I once seen Pete masturbating in a Bus Stop.. :oops:

was he waiting for the #69?

He was waiting for an offer..

He stood there waving it about shouting “WooHoo”.. “Look at what i can DoHoo”.. That gave me an idea for a name.. Dirty git – He was still doing it when the police arrived!!…

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@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I once seen Pete masturbating in a Bus Stop.. :oops:

was he waiting for the #69?

He was waiting for an offer..

He stood there waving it about shouting “WooHoo”.. “Look at what i can DoHoo”.. That gave me an idea for a name.. Dirty git – He was still doing it when the police arrived!! :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

I once seen Pete masturbating in a Bus Stop.. :oops:

was he waiting for the #69?

@WooHoo wrote:

@peanut wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@peanut wrote:

You Are a Natural Flirt

Believe it or not, you’re a really effective flirt.
And you’re so good, you hardly notice that you’re flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don’t know it is just that more attractive!

My Number is in Pm.. :lol:

Now…

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@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@tictax wrote:

ooooopssssssssss cant believe i posted that , melz is gona give me so much stick now , moderatorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz delete the above post

Really? If you take Viagra, word gets around, and you get more?..

Can’t see them giving you STICK, by the sounds of it, you gave them enough…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

….They go on about how you should be eating more healthier, and tell you what foods to get, but that’s just it, it’s too expensive for a lot of people..

So let them eat cake !

Would that be a Sara Lee cake PB, or an Own Brand Victoria Sandwich?.. :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

STRIKES AGAIN!.. :lol:

Although it’s been quite a few years now, Rainbow’s Geoffrey Hayes still hasn’t got over the loss of his friends, Zippy, Bungle and George..

LMAO! :lol: :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

Now Now Bat.. Just because we take da mickey outta da Volvo.. :lol:

Looking lovely as ever Bat. :lol:

I see my suggestion for ironing out the wrinkles didn’t work. Don’t forget you can use the pile cream on your face too, not just those *problem* areas. It will tighten your face in a heartbeat lovey. xx :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

Madonna orders yet more kids via Mail Order.. :lol:

Sod Madonna, tis more like Bradgalina’s brood!!!

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@WooHoo wrote:

Jen – Jen.. How nice of you to show us your pic..

fgs woohoo you could have waited till I did my hair and put my make-up on before you took the pic!

Fancy a steak tonight now…….. :wink:

@WooHoo wrote:

After carressing my body for about an hour or so, i’d think; “Hang On, something’s not right here, my b alls are on my chest and my co ck has vanished” :lol:

pml @ hour or so to notice that!

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@Beeker wrote:

Alright PB…still here I see :D

He received his Telegram from the Queen just last week! :lol:

Yeah – she told me to wait for 37 more years and to stop being so bloody impatient !!!!!

lol – I’m just waiting for my “Pardon”.. :lol: ..

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