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@kent f OBE wrote:

street cred in Wales? :-

You telling me Wales is SH IT?..

You seen Gavin And Stacey?.. You seen Torchwood?.. You Seen Tom Jones, Anthony Hopkins, Catherine Zeta Jones?..

Yeah, I see what you mean now Kent.. I’m So Sorry.. :(

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Just Leave Her – She’s 92, she’s had Good Innings, Probably Won’t Be Here Next Week!

Although.. I Do Need More Advice..

I Want To Trace My Dad..

I Was Wondering If You Could recommend A Good Marker Pen? :lol:

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Settle for a Metro Hun.. :lol:

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I seen that on Emmerdale..

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I don’t fink there’s anymore Librans.. Not many people here who work in Libraries.

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OMG – Can’t believe I just did that – When I read what you said, I sat there gazing at them, in a day-dream.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@will wrote:

seruisly thats scared the fck outta me.

Is It Going To Make You House-Bound?.. :lol:

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Do any of your customers need a Good Seeing To? If So, then I’m the man..

Joking I am – Pete’s up for it though.. :lol:

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What’s New Pussy-Bat.. Wo, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,.. :lol:

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DEAR JC..

I happened to be flicking through the channels the other day, when the remote got stuck on a certain Channel.. Nympho Nurses! Well, as I tried to switch, nothing would happen, and my pants accidentally dropped down to my ankles! With that, there was a knock at the door, and could you imagine the embarrassment when standing there was Nora The Nosy Neighbour.
Well.. Thing is, she’s now blackmailing me, and is going to tell people that I was masturbating to television channels, unless I trim her hedges every other weekend!.. You think that’s bad, it’s worse, she has said she will tell people that I was Masturbating to UK GOLD! Should I just go and see to her bush, and trim it, or tell her straight, that I will not be blackmailed?..

Ps, I also have ba lls like water-melons.. I don’t need advice on that, I just wanted to tell someone. 8)

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