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@kent f OBE wrote:
fsk your spose to look up what your star sign says!! ( I don’t mind doing it for Pete :lol: )
just this once :lol:
The moon lights your communication chart, helping you talk clearly to the family and get a good result. Single? Venis is the place to help you find the kind of partner who will be a haven for your heart When you ressume an unfinished project, you will complete it . Luck meets “K”
(psst.. I am a K :lol: )
Venus Is the place to help me?.. Look, I don’t mind travelling here and there, every now and then, but venus?.. :lol: Woooooo.. You’re Right, Luck.. K.. I may come and buy a Lotto ticket in your shop!!
Pop Some Pills Man?.. :shock: OMG, you sound like a Gangster..
Yeah Like Biatch, Innit, gonna go pop a pill.. Bling Bling!! :lol:
And then I settled down after years of unwanted publicity, found a great chat-site, and everything is Hunky Dory.. Whatever The F u c K that is! :lol:
Libra.. (That’s my star-sign, not my name).. :D
These Headaches Are Getting Worse.. :(
@bat wrote:
Evil little git. I hope he gets detained at her majestys pleasure in a mental instiution for the rest of his miserable existence. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Ok – Steady On, I just wanted to share it with you, that’s all.. :shock:
@kent f OBE wrote:
Ok, on this problem page thread you can write in and your problems will be answered :lol: (anyone can answer anyones problem :lol: ) I will start with one from a newspaper.
I recently found out that my girlfriend was seeing my best mate. I am 17 and thought she was the girl for me, I worship the ground she walks on. Should I dump my best mate, my girlfriend, both or neither?
Dear Letter-Writer..
It must be very hard for you.. (That goes as you get older).. :lol:
How can you be sure she was with your best mate? Did you catch them? Did one of them tell you? BEST MATE?.. HaHaHa.. Chances are, he’s probably been doing your mum too.. Aswell as your dad, your gran, and grandad!
What you should do, is invite them both around, claiming you would like a civil chat with them, to discuss the future of all relationships, and then you could do one of the following..Ask them to engage in the making of a pornographic film, and go on from there, meeting up every Friday Night or shoot them both, and dispose of the bodies very very carefully.
I hope this helps!
Yours Faithfully..
The average duration of sexual intercourse for humans is 2 minutes.
For Humans.. No Wonder The Dog Looks At Me With A Glee In His Eye.. Bet He’s Thinking, ‘You Can Tell Me To Pi ss Off As Much As You Want, Fact Is, I can Still Do It For Longer Than What You Can!!’ :lol:
Most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.
Just Our Luck – We’re asleep, and we miss it.. :lol:
Poor Man?.. He should phone one of those Injury Lawyers.. He did trip.. And it weren’t his fault.. I wonder if he was making his way back from Ladbrokes!! :-
