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Well – I’m about to go tell someone how much they’re appreciated, how nice looking they are – How much they mean to me.. And then..

When I’ve put the mirror down, I’ll start finishing off what’s left to do!! :lol:

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Don’t let that stop you Gaz.. If you feel she’s worth it – Then go for it.. :wink:

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Well –

I wouldn’t fancy going into a Supermarket and asking if they had any Bum Bum Banana’s..

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Lots to do, but can’t get motivated today – Aching everywhere – What’s my name again?

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I do, I have a Male night, we get some lass to stand there.. She serves beer at the front, whilst we play poker in the back..

Liqueor around the front, and poker from behind! :lol:

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Prejudice

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@cath 55 wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I was once told of a practical joke that could be played on a spinster.

You bang several times on her front door and make “odd sounding” noises ….. then as she approaches to investigate, you poke a big green cucumber through the letter box and shout “Oh My God ….. The Martians have landed!!!!!”

But seriously though …………….

*tapes up me letter box* :wink:

Now Look what you’ve done PB, you’ve got them all panicking..

And just for the record, the old lady down the road had a nurse called as she was un responsive.. She then went grey, and an ambulance was called!

OH NO.. I’m going to be labelled the Cucumber Man.. :(

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Go and put the words “F u c k o f f” on your scrabble board! :lol:

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She seems to have vanished Jen.. OMG, we’re going to be outcasts now! :lol:

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@susieq wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Remind me Woohoo, what part of Wales are you from? :lol:

OMG woohoo’s welsh :shock:

OH NO.. Do you kill Welsh People or something, just that you seem very shocked! :lol:

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