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@melody wrote:

Ahhhh ToyBoys

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Regarding “Hey Diddle Diddle”
Remember the Cat with his fiddle?
Did he know how they made
The strings that he played?
‘Cuz they came from a relative’s middle

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A cat, in despondency, sighed,
And decided to commit suicide.
She passed under the wheels,
of eight automobiles,
’twas under the ninth that she died.

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There was an old farmer of Slough
Who told me he’s swallowed a cow
I can’t say I know
If he’d really done so
But that’s what he said, anyhow.

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Nick..

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@pete wrote:

Mary had a little duck,
She couldn’t stop it quacking.
She bent and su cked his little thing,
And did her f*cking back in.

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@will wrote:

there once was a old plumber called pete
Who was plumbing a girl rather neat
she said “Stop ur plumbing
I think sumones cuming”
and he did, what a mess on the sheet..

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@woohoo wrote:

@pete wrote:

there once was a priest called Roy
who was acting all dodgy with boys
it wasn’t for leisure, just sexual pleasure
How dare he use them like toys

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Martin aint going to be too happy, he warned me about that last time.. [-X

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@pete wrote:

there once was a priest called Roy
who was acting all dodgy with boys
it wasn’t for leisure, just sexual pleasure
How dare he use them like toys

:-… :-…

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@pete wrote:

mary had a little dwarf
she took it up to reading
tied it to a bed-post
and it “CAME” across the bedding

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