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@Velvet 1 wrote:

On a hill there stood a cow
If its gone
It’s not there now

Oh or finish this one

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
Whilst mary grabbed the nearest c o c k
And made the poor lamb suck it

:shock:

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I just order them from the net, for free..

And now they’re saying that Condoms are basically useless if not used correctly.. OMG,..

There’s people who don’t know how to use them?.. :lol:

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A man is having a shower, and when he gets out, he’s red all over..
A few seconds later, there’s a knock at the door.
He wraps a towel around himself, and goes to answer it.
Standing there is a Double Glazing Salesman. “Hi There”, says the showered man.. And with that, the towel drops.. Bearing all to the Salesman!! Scared, the salesman scarpers.. Down the street, across the road, and BOOM, he’s hit by a bus..

MORAL OF THE STORY?

DON’T CROSS THE ROAD WHEN THE RED MAN IS FLASHING! :lol:

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I’m like that Kent, especially with the “Hold Up” Joke.. :lol:

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@melody wrote:

when a woman buys condoms she looks like a slapper. :lol:

Happens to you a lot then?.. :lol:

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@pete wrote:

4 for 1d

Dont do big meets though ive been to a JC members wedding

I feel a poem coming on.. :lol:

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Dongle.. :?

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Charity..

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Estate..

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It took a few seconds, but then it sunk in.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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