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Hmmm.. Not Bad! :wink:
@tictax wrote:
i left my wife and 6 kids and ran away with transexual phsichopathic maniac, that duped me into thinking he /she was a fireman in jc
DAD!!?? I’ve found you.. [-o< Out of all the places, i've finally found you!
Could have sold it on E-Bay! Wouldn’t be the first time, someone would have had shyte through the post! :lol:
I remember working for a Take Away, and they wanted me to go and take a ride delivering with some bloke. They warned me about him..
Thinking back, i’m not sure if it was a wind up, but he claimed he had seen the light! (After many years of drug abuse)..First of all, he claimed to have the power to change Traffic Lights with his mind. (That kind of didn’t work).. Then he told me about how he found Jesus, and told me to close my eyes, and imagine the crucifix. He told me once I had seen it, i was to kiss it. (Told him i did just that), and he asked what had happened.. (I said, it just disappeared).. He claimed I weren’t doing it right! Not long after, he sped down a street, the van skidded, and just lost control, we narrowly missed a parked car.. (I thought that was it)!! (Wondering if i should have snogged that crucifix, not just kissed it!! :lol:
Thought i was going to die.Thankfully I got back in one piece, nerves were a wreck! I’m so glad he has this power to change lights, and so glad he has found Jesus, but me, i was happy making Pizza’s for the time being.. If Jesus wanted me to find him, i’m pretty sure, he’d make it known! :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
isn’t your autobiography being printed in pamphlet form?
No – On a Post – It Note.. :lol:
@tinkerbell wrote:
@pixie wrote:
hello world♫♥
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Hi pixie. I was going to say welcome to Just Chat but I can see you’re not new. Just by looking at her legs?.. :lol:
BackSide..
HaHa.. You been taking out chapters from my AutoBiography and placing them here?! [-X
Wiilllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. :lol:
