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    @tictax wrote:

    all this week there was racing from aintree building up to the grand national , 3 horses died i think , and i watcched a race on tv on fri and the horses leg snapped clean thru , the jockey carried on and the poor horse still just obeyed its instruction whilsst running on 3 legs , the other was just floppin around like a leather strap it was sickening

    That’s what the Horses are bred for though.. They’re bred to race. No-one at the races sees that as cruel, they just see their Investment plummet.

    #393917

    We shall see you all again soon.. The Government version of Cocoon.. :lol:

    #393916

    Pete, Pb, and Martin just can’t take their eyes off Jen – Jen as she struts her stuff on Webcam..

    #393915

    STRIKES AGAIN!.. :lol:

    Although it’s been quite a few years now, Rainbow’s Geoffrey Hayes still hasn’t got over the loss of his friends, Zippy, Bungle and George..

    #143615

    @pete wrote:

    my mind is a vast stygian void devoid of emotion, as i thus sit and watch the birds fly, over the mountains of arizona, i feel refreshed, as i relieve my body of all it’s tension. That’s right.. I had a wa nk, whilst reading literature from Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.. Go on Romeo my son, give it to her, give it to her, go on… Ohhhhh.. Arrggghhhhh.. Mmmmmm (so there)

    Pete’s off again.. :lol:

    #394051

    @will wrote:

    was it ur car? :lol:

    No,.. But it was MY Caravan.. :lol:

    #394050

    I seen some writing on the back of a car today.. It read:..
    “If you can read this, then i’ve lost my Caravan” :P

    #394064

    @jen_jen wrote:

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts , and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
    WITNESS: Getting laid
    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
    WITNESS: Yes.
    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
    WITNESS: None.
    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
    WITNESS: Your Honour , I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
    ____________________________________________

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
    WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
    WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.
    ____________________________________________

    The ones which made me laugh.. :lol:

    #394058

    TicTax, gis a hug.. :lol:

    #394056

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Homophobia is damaging people’s health and careers across Europe and the problem may be worse than reported because victims are scared to draw attention to themselves for fear of a backlash.

    The European Union Agency for Fundamental Rights has reported that police in most countries were incapable of dealing with homophobic crime — ranging from verbal abuse to deadly attacks — and said many governments and schools failed to take it seriously enough.

    To counter this, and to coincide with the publicity around tomorrow’s G20 summit, the Government has declared that tomorrow will be “Hug A Homo Day”.

    Everybody is being asked to hug a homo at least once tomorrow to show their solidarity with the gay, lesbian and trans-gender community.

    So off you go folks and get those hugs going and please tell us how many homos you hugged tomorrow.

    Hug A Homo?.. lol – So, do you walk around asking people if they’re Gay, and if so, give them a big hug, regardless of where you are?..

    This should be fun.. PB – Gis a hug.. :lol:

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