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@pete wrote:

The violets have faded
The roses are dead
Just like the corpse,
I have in my bed! :shock:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@pete wrote:

I have heard the name Gwendoline on here before under shall we say questionable circumstances :-k

Well I don’t recall this.

Lulubelle Snodgrass of Acacia Avenue, Somewhereville

I’ve met her.. £75 for half hour,.. £150.00 for the whole day! :shock:

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Yes please Reason! :lol:

Question: Does Santa really exist? If not, then i wa nk ed that p ervert off for nothing..

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@will wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

@will wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Bopping away to Boogie wonderland on Strictly ….. Yeah I know sad innit? :roll: :lol: :

Yep.. :lol:

ill second that :shock:

I wonder if she had any clothes on at the time.. :shock:

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Will.. No, you’re telling us you bop around in the Nuddy? :lol:

I had a Girlfriend once.. (Yep, hard to believe).. Who wanted me to Hoover for her.. In The Nude! Just thought i’d share that with you. :oops:

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@jen_jen wrote:

Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis

10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

(Not if you’re after a s ex change).. :-k

9. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior.

(No answer for that sorry).. :-({|=

8. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

(You obviously don’t know what a Good Sh ag is then).. Saying that, niether do i.. :-s

7. Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).

(Argos.. 19.99).. :mrgreen:

6. It’s more fun when it’s up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

(Not if you’re a Flasher).. :-

5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

(Oh Yeah, you can do lots with it,.. Dress it up, make it dance, Make it Talk).. =D>

4. If you don’t apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.

(In my case, a TROJAN HORSE virus).. HaHa.. :^o

3. If you use it too much, you’ll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

(It goes flat too when it’s constantly been used).. [-(

2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

(Ok, so it don’t drag across the floor).. (I actually use a WheelBarrow).. O:)

1. If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.

(Tell me about it, the RSPCA still won’t let it drop).. :-$

Don’t even think about it Tinker.. :lol:

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@tinkerbell wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

We tried.. They’re all fully booked.. With Valentines day coming up and that! :lol:

There is always the local back alley :cool:

Wrong Choice Of Words Tinks.. [-X

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I missed the bus the other night! Did that Tw@t with the club foot leg take my seat?

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Well,.. From what i gather from a recent text, i’ll get worse than a slap.. :lol:

Se x doesn’t have to be painful does it? (Not for the male anyway).. Maybe i should arrange to do it in a Panic Room.. :mrgreen:

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We tried.. They’re all fully booked.. With Valentines day coming up and that! :lol:

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@will wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Bopping away to Boogie wonderland on Strictly ….. Yeah I know sad innit? :roll: :lol: :

Yep.. :lol:

ill second that :shock:

I wonder if she had any clothes on at the time.. :shock:

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