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My sister complaining;

As she got home, she found that her Chinese neighbours had hung several fish from their washing line.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is there big money in Laundering Fish?

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@sir Actor wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

You’ll choose Jeremy Clarkson, on the condition that he’ll have sex with you afterwards?

:roll: You say that as if I don’t have a chance. [-(

Can’t you see it? He’s doing it with “The Stig”.. Only because he can take him for a fast ride mind you.. There was also speculation that Hammond took the photo’s, but i don’t listen to gossip! Anyway,.. Looks like you’ll have to make do with another presenter to issue you with your Lottery Cheque.. I have heard that Roland Rat hasn’t worked for a while. :lol:

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@sir Actor wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

Will Young is gay? Are you sure? I’d never have guessed! You’re having us on.. :lol:

Yet another addition to the post count ant! =D> =D>

Shhh.. It’s only Ant when we’re in bed! :wink:

Post Count? I don’t post just to bump up the count! Then again, when i first joined, it was on the condition that if you made 20,000 posts, then you’d get a free holiday! That was a few years back mind you, hope the offer is still valid! Got me bag packed and everything. Hope it’s not much longer, as my Bermuda Shorts may go out of fashion.

Try bumping your posts Mate.. You may get second prize.. Watching Shane Ritchie Live at Pontins.. :lol:

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@sir Actor wrote:

I’ve won a £million on the lottery and I’ve just phoned an agency who – for a tidy sum – can get a top celebrity to meet up with me in a pub and pretend to like me for a couple of hours.
I’m just wondering who I’d like to have. :-k
Abi Titmuss says she’ll do it but won’t have sex with me afterwards.
Hmmm. That’s not much use then.

I think I’ll actually go with Jeremy Clarkson. I like his banter. And I don’t think Abi Titmuss would want sex with him either. :roll:

So who would be your choice? Not that I’m interested. :^o

You’ll choose Jeremy Clarkson, on the condition that he’ll have sex with you afterwards?
Ok! That’s quite frightening!

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Will Young is gay? Are you sure? I’d never have guessed! You’re having us on.. :lol:

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Hello Gorgeous.. ^^^

What’s on my mind: Hmmm.. Having to get everything ready by three.. Yeah.. Right!

Hurry up sis, relying on that! :lol:

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@tinkerbell wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

There lol.. Deleted.. I like Tinky, have respect for her, don’t want her reading my smut!

Bless! What a sweetie

Not as sweet as you though.. :wink: Mwahhh..

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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@will wrote:

sum ppl r sex mad i tell ya… :lol:

And that’s just the ChatGuides.. :lol:

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There lol.. Deleted.. I like Tinky, have respect for her, don’t want her reading my smut!

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