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@bat wrote:
@cherrybomb wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
OMG, you STILL have the Volvo? Jesus..
If i see an angry Bat coming at me in a red volvo, i’ll laugh, because i know you’ll either be pushing it, or it’ll break down just before it hits me.. :lol: :wink:
LMAO! oh thats not really funny is it. *sniggers* :lol:
Oh shut ya bliddy gob you old bint. :wink: Thats it, I,m gonna run BOTH of you over now. Humbug to new year. :lol:
Old Bint? FFS, i’m only 30.. Younger than your Volvo.. :lol:
OMG, you STILL have the Volvo? Jesus..
If i see an angry Bat coming at me in a red volvo, i’ll laugh, because i know you’ll either be pushing it, or it’ll break down just before it hits me.. :lol: :wink:
@bat wrote:
My Oh went to tescos this morning and it said he thought that maybe a war had been declared overnight. Even the overflow car park was full, he couldn,t get in there.
He had to turn around and go to another tescos a bit further away and even then, it was mayhem. People had trolleys full of shopping. For Christs sake it,s only new years eve. How much food and booze do people need for one night ffs?
If that had been me I,d have serious road rage my volvo I tell ya. Stupid people. :evil:
My fault, i put word out that Tesco’s were going down the same road as Woolworths.. Oh Well.. Every little helps.. :lol:
@reason wrote:
Sitting back havin a cuppa and thinkin about sad bastads,after havin a very enlightening phone call :D
How much per minute? :lol:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Don’t worry Bat – Pete knows the drill. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Watch out PB, he may come and give you a filling.. :lol:
You can take that how you want to take it.. :shock:
I tried to stay away from the quarry years ago, but i just couldn’t help myself, had to go back.. :lol:
They do say that the culprit always returns to the scene of the crime..
@pinty (f) wrote:
wishing some people would leave me to fook alone :evil:
You want to Fook alone? Go Ahead hun, I won’t watch.. :shock:
@bat wrote:
Some people are just unbeleivable arn,t they? I promise these are all true.
Former topeless model Linda Lusardi apparantly dialed 999 to ask police if she could use the hard shoulder on the M25, because she was going to be late for her panto and she wanted to avoid the queues??!! Needless to say the police declined her request.
Also a man dialed 999 from Pizza Hut because his pizza had mushrooms on it and he didn,t ask for them.
Another man dialed 999 because he couldn,t remember his phone number and wanted the police to tell him what it was.
A shopper dialed 999 after being refused use of the staff toilet in WH Smiths.
Also earlier this year a man from Huddlesfield dialed 999 because his chinese takeway had too many onions in it, and last year a man in Bromley, South East London dialed 999 because the trains that ran along the back of his house were making the wrong noise.
Funny though they were, I sincerely hope these stupid time wasters were prosecuted. What is wrong with people these days? :roll:
Ok, i’ll admit it.. T’was me..
