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Pizza And Couple of lagers tonight, me thinks!! 8)
Oh, and I may give Lillian a call!! :shock: :lol:
@gazlan wrote:
I mean, what can you get for £2.50 these days?…
A sixty year old prozzie called Lillian.. Considering you buy the pint of guinness.. :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@will wrote:
feelin fcked up.
mel’s in a sticky situation or cud be.
its all my fckin fault.
Ooooh is there going to be little William’s running around our ankles? :lol:
By the sounds of things there was a little william, running down her ankles.. :lol:
Love the name.. Joe Wenkoff.. :lol:
Seeing my little big sister all excited about her school prom disco..
Only seems like yesterday I was reading her stories, and watching Mopatop with her lol..They’re biding their time Gaz.. :lol:
The next letter you’ll get will have a £2000 arrears charge!!
Finally, I can go to bed.. :D/
I think that was her plan, right through the divorce, she planned on hitting me where it hurts, oh yes, i’m pretty sure she knew what she was doing.. :lol:
I reckon, we should all sue each other for the abuse we have given – received and witnessed.. C’mon, we’re a nation of suers.. You can’t even break wind on a bus without being sued by at least one moaning Ba stard who’ll claim that they missed a month off work because of the stressed caused from the smell of the Fa rt!! I’m sueing the lot of you, as I feel I have been traumatised by numerous posts over the years! I also fink that Martins’ lying about the hidden camera, and therefore am sueing him for false advertising!
Questionnaire..
Name: WOOHOO
Address: JUSTCHAT TOWERS
Phone No: 0800 REVERSE
Who is it you wish to sue, and for what reason?
I WANT TO SUE KENT OBE BECAUSE I SLIPPED ON A MARS BAR IN HER SHOP
If it was an accident, and you know it was an accident, but still wish to pursue with this, knowing full-well that you are lying, then please state below..
YES I AM LYING..
NO – I AM NOT LYING, I DID FALL, AND IT F U C K I N G WELL HURT!
How has this incident traumatised you?
I NOW HAVE A FEAR OF MARS BARS
Do you also pi ss the bed as a result of this?
SOMETIMES
Have you told anyone else about this incident?
NO – INCASE THEY COPY MY IDEA
Do you have proof that you did or didn’t have an accident?
YES – IT WAS WEIRD AS I WAS FALLING MY MOBILE WAS ON RECORD AND OMG I RECORDED THE WHOLE THING!
Was WooHoo involved?
If so, then we cannot continue with the claim.YES – BUT I AM THE VICTIM
Do you find that you are now over se xed as a result of this accident?
OH YES I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
Do you find that you have lost interest?
AND THAT
Was the accident a result of an act in which was illegal? If so, you have a better chance of winning compensation if you were shot by the owner of the car you were trying to steal, or house you were trying to break into.
NO – IT WEREN’T ILLEGAL I WAS IN THE SHOP THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOMETHING
Will you be having anymore accidents in the foreseeable future? If so, please state where – when and how the accident will occur.
I MIGHT, I’M NOT SURE, WE’LL SEE HOW THIS GOES FIRST..
Did you get married, realise it was a mistake, and now want to sue (For Women) the b astard who made your life a misery (for men) the bi tch who cheated on you, took everything from you from your house to car ?
YES ACTUALLY – SHE MAY HAVE PUSHED ME ONTO THE MARS BAR WHICH MADE ME SLIP AS MY MOBILE WAS ACCIDENTALLY RECORDING THE WHOLE INCIDENT!
I’d type a disclaimer, but my fingers are hurting!
HaHa.. :lol:
Pad..
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.. :?
