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@ncb wrote:
Wishing everyone at JustChat a Merry Christmas from the Dixie State Of North Carolina. Hope everyones dreams and wishes come true this coming year.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7wg0av8wXTU
Dear NCb,..
All of us here in the United Kingdom would like to wish you and your fellow citizens a Very Merry Christmas. We shall remember those who brought our nations together. Ps, why are cars so fekking big in America?
@sarah_1 wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
Just tell the truth Sarah..
An old couple were wondering what had happened to their gold star.. They couldn’t be bothered going to buy a new one, yet found a little fairy in the box, so for a change, they decided to put that on top instead. There.. Saved a lot of words.. PML.. :lol:
You can go off some folk !!!!! :-$ :lol: :wink:
Didn’t know you were on me.. :lol:
Nuts.. :lol:
If i were there,.. I’d be your nurse for the evening..
They just sat down and thought “F u ck it.. What’s the point, lets just let everyone do what they bl oo dy well like, they do anyway”.. They’re depressed, they owe money out to everyone..
Just tell the truth Sarah..
An old couple were wondering what had happened to their gold star.. They couldn’t be bothered going to buy a new one, yet found a little fairy in the box, so for a change, they decided to put that on top instead. There.. Saved a lot of words.. PML.. :lol:
Clanger.. :lol:
@sarah_1 wrote:
One particular Christmas, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual dogging trip. Alas, there were problems everywhere. (Southampton)..
Four of his elves got di ck, and the trainee elves just weren’t producing the sperm as fast as the regular ones.
Poor Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of taking it from behind.Then Mrs. Claus announced that her mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. Even the dog packed his bags..
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give it to Rudolph, and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. (Smoking weed behind the shed probably)..
More stress.
Furthermore, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked, and the
toy bag fell to the ground scattering the toys everywhere. (Oh fu ck)..
Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. (Trip to asda is called for).. That’s if they have Asda in Lapland)..
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. (SHOCK)..
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. (Naked)..
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it’?” ………….And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. :lol: :lol:
SHUT – IT.. :lol:
