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Fc uking hell, ok, i’ll have to leave them on the doorstep, which kind of takes the fun out of it now.. :lol:

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Just leave your bedroom window open tonight.. :lol: :wink: :shock:

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LOL, he’s the last person young ladies would want sneaking through their bedroom windows late at night, despite whether he has a box of chocolates or not..

More like a Mc Donalds.. :shock:

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Llangennith..

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My old mum.. She heard scratching last night, and woke up to find that someone had been nibbling on her tangerines.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, she must have had intruders, and weird ones at that!! :shock:

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On second thoughts..

I’ll mimick him from the Milk Tray adverts.. (Hope you know who i’m on about Tinks)..

Pete.. Link.. :D/

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@pete wrote:

Mistletoe and Wine

probably the best pop song that sums up what xmas SHOULD be

A time for giving, a time for getting, (Oral?) :lol:
A time for forgiving and for forgetting. (s ex with fat Carol at the office party) :-…
Christmas is love, christmas is peace, (When the missus gets what she wants) :D
A time for hating and fighting to cease. (Tell them in Iran then).. :shock:

Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing christian rhyme (Watch out Father O’Grady’s about).. :shock:
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree (Unless you’re in Birmingham)
A time for rejoicing in all that we see

and thats just made me cry so f*ck it i’m off to the shops (i’m a tad fragile so bite me)

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@forumhostpb wrote:

I’ve heard it said that Mancunians are a bunch of nosepickers

Sorry PB, but i’ve heard different.. :lol:

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@tinkerbell wrote:

You’ve gotta be kidding me :shock:

PML.. I thought you’d have got that.. :lol:

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Gets a lorry load of chocolate just for tinks.. :wink:

There you go..

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