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  • #143377

    Well, for a speaking clock, she’s very pretty, and a good listener.. :wink: xx

    #387046

    My Cat stayed out all night last night, treats this place like an hotel..

    He’s a good Cat. Just seems to be acting differently lately. It’s his attitude too. :?

    #386956

    I aim to please.. :lol: (Shame British Gas can’t adopt the same attitude).. :shock:

    #386954

    Save Gas.. FA RT in a money box.. :D

    #387039

    My Pet Lion wanted to type, but he has agrophobia, and won’t come out of the closet. :?

    #387037

    Get him to sing a Rap song, and stick it on YouTube, a cat typing was so yesterday.. :lol:

    Like Simon Cowell.. He doesn’t just want a singer, he wants a singer who can apply make-up and acrobat through the air, whilst talking on the phone, ordering a pizza from the menu in the hand that she don’t have spare, i’m going on, and should just stop lol..

    Back to your Cat..

    #387058

    @pete wrote:

    bloody hell you cant even type f cuk :shock:

    Don’t then.. :?

    #387055

    Roland.. He’s a Rat, and he wears clothes. Timmy Mallett.. He wears clothes, although i’m not sure WHAT he is.. :?

    #387052

    @pete wrote:

    Cats dont wear clothes why would it have a suitcase and how would it carry one without opposable thunb ? just curious like :?

    Times change Pete.. :lol:

    #387050

    He’d have one hell of a shock pulling back that curtain and seeing a Cat, who he believes to be his brother..

    I used to have a bedroom that was as low as the back yard, left my window open, went into the room to find my mums cat, and two others lying on my bed! There was no chance of them fekking off for thirteen years. Judging by the way one looked, it’s me who was expected to fek off..

    Just makes me think too.. We left our cat at a farm when i was younger.. Oh gawd, am i going to open the door one day to find him there? *Suitcase at his side* :lol:

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