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@forumhostpb wrote:

MMMMMM just imagine waking up in your coffin in time to hear the crematorium workers saying “Better give this one gas mark 7 Harry” and then the oven door slamming as they shut you in!!!

Wood is a good insulator, so it would take several minutes before you started to cook properly. Mind you, they wouldn’t hear you screaming above the roaring of the gas flames…… and nobody would ever know !!!

How to cremate: BBC1..

Preheat Furnace to gas mark 7..

Here’s one i did earlier.. :shock:

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When you’re on the phone, to someone you have just met, and your conversation stops – silence!! And you rhink of ANYTHING just to start the conversation off again.. :oops:

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There’s an ice chill outside!!!

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@*Dawny* wrote:

Having to miss the quiz last night cos of Migraine :evil:

Sorry Poet and team

Liar!!! She was having a bit… :lol: :wink: xx

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@pete wrote:

You’d feel hot

Wouldn’t be nice would it,.. a burning sensation in her box.. :lol:

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@lil fek wrote:

@woohoo wrote:

LOL.. That’s why i’ve always said that when i die (Was going to say IF then lol).. I want to be buried with a syringe, containing a lethal poison!!

Why not just be cremated?

Because it would just be my luck, that i’d wake up whilst going through the furnace!!

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Mary had a thousand Lambs,
she couldn’t remember their names!
But it doesn’t really matter now,
cos they’ve all gone up in flames. :D

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Bad Luck Time for the mouse by the looks of things!! :lol:

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@reason wrote:

I think ya might find that after the undertaker has done his stuff then Jesus couldn’t raise ya from the dead :shock:

Don’t shoot the messenger..

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Sorry, but had to laugh.. :lol:

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