@pete wrote:
Two nuns walking through a graveyard and Dracula springs out at them
“quick show him your cross” says one nun
“fuck of you caped c*nt” screams the other
Did you know.. Oops, sorry, wrong thread..
Couple a nuns were driving through a remote town, when they were flagged down by a funny looking man. Of course they stopped, and let this man take advantage of them. That’s right, he f****d them both..
After he had finished, (and said thanks).. [/i](Nice Man).. The two nuns arrived at a deserterted Petrol Garage, where they noticed a phone. “Right” said the first nun, “I“i’ll ring the police, and we’ll have the git done for two se xual offences.” think you’ll find that’s four” says the second nun.. “Four” says the first looking puzzled.. “Well yeah” says the first nun, “we have to go back that way”..