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@lil fek wrote:

Awwwww Pete ZOLPs for you …stolen from Woohoo’s point C O U N T on another thread hehe!

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

Pete? :D

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@pete wrote:

Nurse with bulging eyes: “No Harry, dis is no time to be telling jokes man.” :lol:

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Osama Bin Laden.. :shock:

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And.. Ermm.. :lol:

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And did the FULL monty..

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Said goodbye to his brothers, and went to Argos..

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And went to Lidl’s.. to..

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Pete.. :shock: You should have pulled out.. :lol:

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@sharongooner wrote:

Perfume…….. Georgio Beverley Hills

Flower……….. Orchids

Item of clothing………. ARsenal ToP

Colour…….. RED

Cheese………. mature chedder (but with grapes on the side)

Fruit………. apple

Male singer………. Suggs

Female Singer……….. Amy Winehouse
Flavour of crisps……. M&S handcooked chedder and shilot

Sex Position……. from behind (has it got a name?)

She likes Suggs.. Same sex position.. She’s good looking..

*Wonders if there’s another Sharon somewhere* who’s single, and wants to come and play.. :lol:

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I had to look twice just to make sure… :lol: :lol:

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