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He just didn’t know whether he could face pumping a muff shaped like a Badger, so he rung his mate..

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@*Sian wrote:

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner :lol:

Well, i’ll slip it into the suggestion box.. :lol:

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@pete wrote:

so any red headed Turkish fella will do you then ? :lol:

Probably! So long as he moans at the end.. I aint fussy ya know Pete.. :lol:

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@esmeralda wrote:

Perfume…ESTEE LAUDER YOUTH DEW

Flower…FOXGLOVE

Item of clothing…ANTIQUE LACE PETTICOAT

Colour…FROM AMETHYST TO DEEP AND DEEPER BLUE

Cheese…CABOC DOUBLE CREAM VEGETARIAN CHEESE

Fruit…ORANGES AND LEMONS

Male singer….RICHARD TAUBER

Female Singer….STEVIE NICKS

Flavour of crisps…TOMATO SAUCE

Sex Position…HMM..IT’S A TOSS UP BETWEEN THE DONKEY PUNCH AND THE ABE LINCOLN :-

Hey, look, i’m all for trying out different things, but involving donkeys.. Well that’s just out of order.. :lol:

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Real Muff,.. And then…

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I’ll send it up.. :wink: By Parcel Force.. It’ll be there next year sometime.. :lol:

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Being with a Gorgeous brunette… With a dark complexion..

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Stripped her, and took her dress to Oxfam…

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Come on over Dawny, bring the family, i’ll cook tea for you all.. :wink:

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I NEED food.. :mrgreen:

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