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  • #344453

    @Forget Me Not wrote:

    correct again wishfairy (lol caught you out Pete), this time I’ll give you a tap dancing wombat

    a man works in a greengrocers. he is a fit and healthy 21 year old, 6ft 5in tall, with a 44in chest and size 12 feet. what does he normally weigh?

    Fruit and veg?

    #48346

    You’re going to film Robert and your boss, with the baton? :shock:

    #344433

    Sleeps through the day?

    #344430

    One?

    #143283

    A nice hot shower!

    #372516

    @pete wrote:

    http://www.geocities.com/jnyby83/TaxiDriver.wav

    “Who are you calling a little p.ussy?”

    #344412

    @lil fek wrote:

    No, they can’t reach it ….Pete already got it AND awarded himself points lol

    Oh yeah, that’ll teach me to jump right in lol.. :lol:

    #325866

    You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
    In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting – even when it’s inappropriate.
    You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.And if someone flirts back, you’ll crank it up even more!

    #59332

    LOL.. When i was younger.. Yes.. :?

    Have you, and if so, did you find something you didn’t expect to find?

    #344410

    @lil fek wrote:

    Two men are in jail. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell but they are unable to reach it. So they decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?

    By standing on the other mans shoulders, he’s up, and out, forgetting about his mate..?

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