Plea to parents follows rat alert
There’s a rat in my kitchen, what am i gonna do?
DJ Evans misses out on dinosaur
Yes Chris- you’ve missed out by at least 20 million years! Unless you count Billie..
Fake ‘homemade’ food warning
God – You’ll be telling me next that Ragu doesn’t really come from Italy, and that Tesco’s Own Brand Mexican Taco’s don’t come from Mexico..
Club asks members to leave
Well, that’s the thing you see – After a certain time, it’s common sense to leave!
Children’s hospital ‘improving’
That’s all very well, but how are the children?
Bus crashes into pensioner’s home
Well – they do complain that there’s no bus service on their own doorsteps!