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@susieq wrote:
For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.” said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.
Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man’s life by five years
and all this time I thought men always talked to womens breasts instead of the face because they were pervs :lol:
Adjusts her D cups and goes off to do her bit to keep the male population alive and kicking :lol: :lol:
Well in that case.. Bo ll ocks to the press ups, get yer t its out ladies! 8)
Wide Awake! :?
@susieq wrote:
Corny pick up lines !! I bet most have heard/used them !! Did any of them work :lol: :lol:
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I used them all, but she still arrested me!! :lol:
Hey – Ho.. Greetimgs! 8)
No – Just that I believe that Sundays are a day of rest, and certain people should refrain from being Twa ttable!! :lol:
Because I’d look like a tw at!! :lol:
Can’t – it flies nearer to the ceiling, and I aint jumping up and down with a shoe in my hand for hours on end! I’ve opened the windows, but it won’t take the hint! All his mates are outside! :lol:
Trying to rid of the unwelcomed wasp..
You’d think on a day like this, it’d want to be outside, enjoying the sun.. Not being sprayed by deodorants. :lol:Hey! 8)
IF you go into a pub, (In The Real World) chances are, you’ll find both bar and lounge, so howcome in these soaps, you never see that? Not only that, but you always see the workers having the sneaky tipple, so I am quite surprised given the size of the pub, and the amount of drinks that are unpaid for that any profit is made whatsoever!
I haven’t watched Eastenders for months, but I suggest (To The Scriptwriters) that a fire starts and spreads throughout the square and demolishes the whole borough of Walford!
They’ve dealt with every storyline there is to deal with, they’ve nothing left to offer. So much has happened in that one little square! Seven thousand people have been run over, two thousand murdered – people buried every b l o o d y where..
