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Mine is an excited twitch.. Oops, here I go again.. :lol:
Danny Doughnut, I could use him in my story! :lol:
Huh?
Relax..
THINKING,…
I Deserve A New Life – New Future.. 8) Missed out on too many things..
It’s all about me now..
I’ve had mine packed for years, just waiting for the opportunity.. :lol:
Have to admit – I laughed too when I heard it.. That’s me and you off to the funny farm now Tat.. :lol:
Woman and Man sitting at a bar in a pub!
The woman sneezed, her glass eye shot out across the bar, and onto the floor!
The man picked it up, walked over to the lady, and handed it back to her.
In return for the kind act, the lady insisted on buying the man a drink!
After the drink she insisted on buying him a meal.
After the meal, she insisted on taking him back to her place..
“Wait”, said the man, “You don’t have to go this far to repay me”.. “Do you do this to every man you meet in a bar?”.. To which the woman replies..
“ONLY THE ONES WHO CATCH MY EYE”.. #-o
They made something twitch with me, but it weren’t the curtains! :lol:
Bailiffs came to see you too? :lol:
