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PEOPLE..

I thought I was weird.. I know people who ignore me on the street, but then go and send you a friend request on facebook! Tw atting Weirdos’..

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Horny

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Arrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh.. T’was supposed to be in my 12.. I sent it at 12:20.. :lol:

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Cloggs..

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@cass_2000 wrote:

How are you going to achieve that then Woohoo :wink:

Haha gotta love primark! :lol:

I’ve a lot of talents – That haven’t been exploited yet.. There’s a lot to me than meets the eye.. :wink: And would it change me?.. Yes – Slightly.. But not altogether.. :lol:

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@cass_2000 wrote:

@pete wrote:

I sing all the right notes though not necessarily in the right order

Sounds about right, most blokes never get things right :wink:

Well – No – One told us men that when meeting women, you’d need sanity, and a fekking manual..

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I WILL be a Multi-Millionaire.. Believe Me.. :wink:

And when I am, I am off to Primark, on a massive spending spree.. :lol:

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Lets pretend you’re on Dragons Den, and you have to tell me why you feel you deserve my money.. :lol: That’d be cool.. IF i won the lottery, i’d make friends and family members beg for their share! Knowing in my mind that at the end, I’m going to tell them to get f****d.. :lol:

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I’ve lost my jacket.. How can I lose a jacket?.. :lol:

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@jen_jen wrote:

You did? writes begging letter to mr woohoo…

Dear Mr Woohoo,
Please take pity on me, I have more children than I can count (they keep running around and I can’t afford the ropes to tie them down to count them) and we all live in a cardboard box behind Waitrose (they throw out a better class of food than Tesco or Lidl). The children have to take it in turns to go to school cos they only have one pair of shoes between them and the school won’t allow them to go barefoot cos of some health and safety claptrap (I tried painting their feet with a bottle of gravy browning that I found in the skip but the teacher noticed, seems her mum used to do it to her too). I keep telling them to be patient, that God will provide…and I hear you’ve seen God so that’s close enough for me.

Please note I will not spend anything on myself, only on my children…well, maybe those bondage shoes and nipple tassles that I saw in the window of the charity shop, it will help me to find a way of using my assets to make a living so that I can support my children myself, don’t you think?

Yours beseechingly,
Jen

DEAR JEN..

As I sit here on my mountain of £50 notes, I am considering my options..

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