Wordsworth60

I’m think as not drunk people as I am.

@tinks wrote:

The one thing you can’t do is fault the Queen……….she has always behaved with impecible decorum right throughout her reign ……I’m in no way a royalist but having to shake that man’s hand must have struck a serious chord with her…………and there must be guilt in that man’s mind too after everything that he’s been a part…

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@panda12 wrote:

But e didn’t want to buy her a meal. E was just stringing her along. Being a large scale C A D was his forte.

“Awwwww G!” She said when she found out.

So he took a breve rest

Maybe we also need to change our attitude towards tax. Part of the resentment towards taxation comes from the partly-justified idea that rulers take tax from the rules to spend on golden castles, pomp and ego-enhancing standing armies.

Our modern welfare state delivers so much more yet we feel hard done by. I read somewhere that the happiest…[Read more]

His presumption made her crotchety

@sceptical guy wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Black humour as a coping mechanism when you’re in a situation is one thing, the sick mocking humour that is becoming so prevalent in modern comedians who try to emulate Lenny (who, incidentally, I never found funny either) is something that I personally find distasteful and the increasing acceptance of such…

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

oh dear..do you reckon I could get banned???!!

The stupid dopes are idiotic enough to censor the name of a writer like Philip K Richard, just as Lenny Bruce was prosecuted by the courts, so maybe I will!!!

Help! mummy!!!

Hail to scep! The new Lenny . . . . . . . .

falls off chair…

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@sceptical guy wrote:

oh dear..do you reckon I could get banned???!!

The stupid dopes are idiotic enough to censor the name of a writer like Philip K Richard, just as Lenny Bruce was prosecuted by the courts, so maybe I will!!!

Help! mummy!!!

Hail to scep! The new Lenny . . . . . . . .

Hi Scep, I found Lenny Bruce too much the first time I heard him, avoided listening to him after that because I didn’t want to support something that might be harmful, not merely embarrassing. I’m a bit more sophisticated now, I can wear polo necked jumpers and adopt an ironic smirk as well as the next man. But I still don’t find him funny.

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@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

So do I take it you don’t work in a mortuary?

I have done, a long time ago, but not anymore, and not in this country.

There was a thread on here where I posted I needed the patience of a Saint in my job (which I do now) so Teapot asked what I did. I’m not going to…

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@anc wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

Our father who are in prison,
Mother knows not his name,
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland,
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our ASBOs,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free…

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We are Pandjen_ortherry :twisted:

I tend to use Facebook like JC, background for ‘water cooler’ conversations and to avoid work.

Practically it’s been pretty good for promoting certain activities and for communicating quickly within a group of people, but then that falls down because of the 2-3 who won’t/can’t use it or won’t/can’t check it. So messages end up being triplicated…[Read more]

@Terry wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

Our father who are in prison,
Mother knows not his name,
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland,
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our ASBOs,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us…

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@Terry wrote:

Our father who are in prison,
Mother knows not his name,
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done,
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland,
Give us this day our welfare bread,
And forgive us our ASBOs,
As we happy slap those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment,
But deliver us free housing,
For thine is the…

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@anc wrote:

I kinda think you are a teacher Panda?! I am probably way off track :lol:

Sits around all day eating nothing but bamboo. . . . . . Has every need catered for . . . gets shipped around the world in specialised conditions to have sex with especially selected males. . . . . . . . . You’re a courtesan aren’t you?

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@sceptical guy wrote:

is this the thread to talk about personal insults caused by nothings in Facebook???

Oh, there’s already a thread on that.

I tremble to say that I’m refusing to post on this thread again, because every time someone has said that in any thread on these boards, it means the start of a long set of over-sensitive…

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@panda12 wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Did someone say something??

I just laughed out loud, but I was trying something about laughter therapy off the telly. What have I missed?

Nothing much. Just Teapot the Troll and her bizaare infatuation with me!

Understandable though, innit? :D

I had a…

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@panda12 wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Did someone say something??

I just laughed out loud, but I was trying something about laughter therapy off the telly. What have I missed?

Nothing much. Just Teapot the Troll and her bizaare infatuation with me!

Understandable though, innit? :D

I had a bizarre infatuation once, bloody inconvenient!!