Wordsworth60

@ian52hants wrote:

Oh dear!

Bit late but password tip is to pick four or five words and a number memorable to you. Come up with a way to jumble them about for various sites. Then you dont have so much to guess when trying to remember

e.g cat dog rabbit hampster* 12

you can then use catdog12 dogcat12 12dogcat etc……..

* for those old…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: Scep that made me giggle…I always thought men didn’t bother about things like getting their todgers out and doing the business :lol:

Room 101

Heartbreakers

Are you boasting again Kenty?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pass the supeglue Words…it’s my…

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If they can’t communicate, then how would the blind person know what the other two see?

@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: Scep that made me giggle…I always thought men didn’t bother about things like getting their todgers out and doing the business :lol:

Room 101

Heartbreakers

Are you boasting again Kenty?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Words and A.Groanup, you’re both right although I prefer Words’ phrasing :D

Just indulging my fantasies . . . . . . .

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@jenndudess1 wrote:

I remember as a kid watching Tom Tumb.
I dont know any of the actors in it :oops:

But I remember for years after first watching it actually beliving that there was a tiny little boy calld Tom Tumb because at the time…it looked so real.
:lol:

I haven’t recovered from Bambi yet Just_me….. when the mother…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Analytical mind and also a skill from the days when I worked in the corporate world and my team used to take it turns to set a riddle of the day. :D

OK here’s my riddle:

Acting on an anonymous tip off , the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They don’t know what he looks like but they know his name is David and…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

. . . . I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you…

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@rogue trader wrote:

thing is about blazing saddles is everybody always seems to remember the campfire scene where they are all eating beans.

People were talking about that before it even got released. Personally, I think remembering a bunch of blokes’ arses before remembering Lili Von Schtupp is just too Freudian for Words . . . .

@rogue trader wrote:

no shes just feeling canneloni :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just to lower the tone . . . . .

. . . . Mel Brook’s Masterpiece Blazing Saddles – I can speak along every line, sing every song and laugh at every joke before it comes . . . . . . you’d have to love either me or the film deeply to survive.

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Ha ha!… correct Eve

I googled this:

Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

I thought OK… simply not possible till I read the answer….simple :D

Don’t google :D

Is 1985 an address? Two different ‘Paul’s?

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

. . . . I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the…

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Is Le Penne living in the pasta?

@rogue trader wrote:

im not bothered,she was like an albatross,round my neck.

Good job she buzzard off then

@sceptical guy wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

I know what you have said is true jen…. but I still get confused thinking it through :D

:idea: hehe

you’re right to be confused, Mrs T

Jen didn’t get it right, at least not in the arithmetic.

Each customer paid £10. They recevied back £1 as part of their over-payment. That means that each customer e…

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@panda12 wrote:

So she went to see her friend, Canny Stan.

At least she thought he was a friend, but he turned out to be a right bustard

@retake012 wrote:

ur all cuckoo……………. 8)

I try not to crow about it

@jen_jen wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

For a writer to be even mentioned in the same span as Waugh and Swift is praise indeed!

Well done Coathanger! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

It’s only praise if the comparison is flattering…

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For a writer to be even mentioned in the same span as Waugh and Swift is praise indeed!

Well done Coathanger! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)