Wordsworth60

“Sigh!”

@Camel_Blue wrote:

Now – there is an offer you really can refuse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: is there a smiley face for flacid?

Hey, if the ads are to be believed, I get to be in the same league as Pele in something at least.

I think I’m in chat-love, I want coathanger’s chatbabies . . . . .

@thin ice wrote:

wordy you been rumbled
we all know you use the well hung black guy name :P

Like I said, that wasn’t the nick, but I know in your eyes I’ll always be a well hung black man thin, if only you were straight – and female.

And today Joker called me by that title in the room – what a fan club!

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@thin ice wrote:

wordy you been rumbled
we all know you use the well hung black guy name :P

Haven’t used it for years now,
didn’t get me anywhere anyway.
Well it would have if I was gay and not very fussy.

But the women of my chat fancy
Had no fascination
For a sizeable demonstration

Or was it cos I is too fussy for a nick like that . . . . .…[Read more]

@tinks wrote:

so are we saying why we picked our names or not?
:roll:

On occasions I do visit the room under an assumed nick, sometimes just to loiter and see if the room is good tempered. The nick can be anything that comes to mind.

I avoid anything too vulgar as I once couldn’t get into the room for a fortnight after using a pseudonym. I won’t…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@Wordsworth50 wrote:

@tinks wrote:

so are we saying why we picked our names or not?
:roll:

Mine was chosen to warn that on occasions I might use complete sentences wiv punctuation an everyfink.

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I love you !

Hey! What’s not to love? 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

@tinks wrote:

so are we saying why we picked our names or not?
:roll:

Mine was chosen to warn that on occasions I might use complete sentences wiv punctuation an everyfink.

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No Lathe yet . . .

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

so what you got in your shed Words?

Well in the hardware section theres a plethora of gardening and household tools, car care stuff

In the “I wish it was a studio” section there’s a piano, my sound equipment, books, CDs and cassettes and a load of crap from when we moved house that I haven’t chucked out, but will – honest, I…[Read more]

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

lol

men :roll:

Yeah

(grunts, slaps his thigh, guffaws with laughter and leans on the shed . . . . .)

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

any thoughts on what you might make first?

Waddya mean make summink!!!!

You really just don’t get it do yer!!!!!!!?

Animal wrote:
ure not actually a man if u dont have a shed thats what makes you a man and the lathje well ive always wanted one so wen the tumble dryer broke i jumped at my chance to make one lol few modifications to it yet but it works a treat : ) and it was free as most of it is made from bits of thing around the shed that i recycled lol. next…[Read more]

@tinks wrote:

@Animal wrote:

my first ever attempt at a home made lathe its not finished yet but it does work and is a little on the fast side : )

a lathe???

:shock:

wtf you gonna do with that???

There comes a time in every man’s life when he’s not complete without a shed and a lathe . . . . .

@(f)politics? wrote:

i hear what ur saying words, but i would just like to add, my son is not terrified of me, although despite his now 6ft hulk my “look” still does it lol and i havent had to smack him in years, but he is in actual fact an extremely caring and sesntive to others moods and feelings and hates it when he sees people in school falling…

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@fat bob wrote:

Have to agree with Poli and Thin on this. Half the problem now is the kids get away with it cos there’s no fear or respect. If i was out of line, I would be terrified someone told me parents cos i would get a walloping off one of them. Now it seems that if kids are bullying, you do anything to em and instead of their parents…

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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

boobs on Pamela Anderson

, the talent on X-Factor.

@anc wrote:

@catlady1606 wrote:

:lol: :lol: erm eve i sneeked the wee tins back 2 :lol: :lol: i also have 2 nibble all round the side of a chunky kitkat 1st then its the the top then bottom then the bisquittyyy bit :lol: ooo n nette [-X :lol: :lol:

oh noooooooooooo – ya gotta nibble the ends, then the wafer and save the top till last – like I…

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@best man wrote:

words cannot describe how pathetic the nursery rhyme thread is . . .

On a scale of 1 to 10?

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Wombat poo is cubic

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