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@rubyred wrote:

. . . im . . . . . only fit for bed :)

Is that a proposition?

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@jen_jen wrote:

Naughtiness is never superfluous… :wink:

Msn addy, Skype number, phone number and availability over the next 3 months please . . . . . .

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

@wordsworth60 wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

@wordsworth60 wrote:

Kenty’s far too discerning to fall for my wiles, ML, so I resort to the comforts of the single malt . . . . .

I’ll join you for that single malt later.

8)

I’m economising, so it’s Teacher’s atm, the only blended I find tolerable straight.

Coughs and pulls a face at the thought of straight whiskey :-… might as well drink petrol… cheaper too…. just :D

Nah, seriously, don’t drink petrol. ever.

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Just like MSN, Skype can be used purely for text or audio, webcam is not mandatory.

Oh, and when using a webcam, superfluous naughtiness is not mandatory either . . . .

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@momentaryloss wrote:

. . . . I thought we were trying to raise the level of this conversation!

I’ll skype standing up . . . . . . .

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@momentaryloss wrote:

. . . . . It’s not up to our normal high standards, it’s true. . . . . I’m off to “chastise” myself rather severely. I deserve it.

:oops:

You speak for yourself! that was some of my best filth that was!

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@momentaryloss wrote:

@wordsworth60 wrote:

Kenty’s far too discerning to fall for my wiles, ML, so I resort to the comforts of the single malt . . . . .

I’ll join you for that single malt later.

8)

I’m economising, so it’s Teacher’s atm, the only blended I find tolerable straight.

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Don’t panic Scep, it’s a thread called ‘Sex!’ in a UK chat forum, it would be downright unpatriotic if any of it was serious.

It wasn’t was it?

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@sceptical guy wrote:

Is it me, or is this thread becoming distinctly nasty, if not downright seedy?

Don’t answer that, not even with bad puns on seedy, please

Luckily it wasn’t the whole fruit – them things are prickly man!

(Sorry, red rag to a bull . . . . . . Ooooops! There it goes again!!!!!)

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@rubyred wrote:

gawd :) erm.. we do NOT really meet at 7pm on skype or have meetings J !

we dont even meet in bars ! we all live all over and none of us have ever actually met !

I meant no badnesss, but ffs man..

stop being such a pernickity ponce !

Have the meeja been onto you ruby? Are we not ready to reveal ourselves to the world? How am I going to explain the horse chestnuts in A & E?

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