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@ian52hants wrote:
Oh dear!
Bit late but password tip is to pick four or five words and a number memorable to you. Come up with a way to jumble them about for various sites. Then you dont have so much to guess when trying to remember
e.g cat dog rabbit hampster* 12
you can then use catdog12 dogcat12 12dogcat etc……..
* for those old enough on the net to know that there is a p in hampster. Free cuppa tea and internet bus pass to those that know the original reference.
Just to clarify, hamster is the correct spelling of hamster, the p in hampster is largely an internet creation, but not the correct spelling, hence ‘old enough on the net‘ I presume.
@kent f OBE wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
:lol: Scep that made me giggle…I always thought men didn’t bother about things like getting their todgers out and doing the business :lol:
Room 101
Heartbreakers
Are you boasting again Kenty?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pass the supeglue Words…it’s my heart
My sincere apologies Kenty, I was so struck by the humour at the beginning that I didn’t see the pathos at the end. I just wish you could fix a broken heart with superglue . . . ..
If they can’t communicate, then how would the blind person know what the other two see?
@kent f OBE wrote:
:lol: Scep that made me giggle…I always thought men didn’t bother about things like getting their todgers out and doing the business :lol:
Room 101
Heartbreakers
Are you boasting again Kenty?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
Words and A.Groanup, you’re both right although I prefer Words’ phrasing :D
Just indulging my fantasies . . . . . . .
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@jenndudess1 wrote:
I remember as a kid watching Tom Tumb.
I dont know any of the actors in it :oops:But I remember for years after first watching it actually beliving that there was a tiny little boy calld Tom Tumb because at the time…it looked so real.
:lol:I haven’t recovered from Bambi yet Just_me….. when the mother died…. traumatic….. I cried myself to sleep for weeks
“Baby mine” from Dumbo
@jen_jen wrote:
Analytical mind and also a skill from the days when I worked in the corporate world and my team used to take it turns to set a riddle of the day. :D
OK here’s my riddle:
Acting on an anonymous tip off , the police raid a house to arrest a suspected murderer. They don’t know what he looks like but they know his name is David and that he is inside the house. The police bust in on a carpenter, a lorry driver, a mechanic and a fireman all playing poker. Without hesitation or communication of any kind, they immediately arrest the fireman. How do they know they’ve got their man?
He was losing to three skilful, strong competent women.
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
. . . . I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. . . . . .
Quote of the century for me.
During the riots last year, my daughter and her friends had to take refuge in one of their offices in London and I went to pick her up. Unfortunately when I said going to get her made me feel “like Liam fukin Neeson”, she just said, “not quite dad!”
Ha ha… made me laugh words…..what does she know!
Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy!!Even past 30 years old, She’s my li’l princess, the only person in the house who can touch my stuff without me complaining and get anything humanly possible she asks for. That she is actually a well-rounded person is tribute to my dumb luck and/or the skills of her mother.
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@rogue trader wrote:
thing is about blazing saddles is everybody always seems to remember the campfire scene where they are all eating beans.
People were talking about that before it even got released. Personally, I think remembering a bunch of blokes’ arses before remembering Lili Von Schtupp is just too Freudian for Words . . . .
@rogue trader wrote:
no shes just feeling canneloni :oops:
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