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Waiting for the garage to come fix my tyre because i have a flat and my spare is also flat

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fckinflattyre

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@best man wrote:

i never said i was gonna burn martinis house down thin.
oh btw why is your phone switched off
sick of different ppl ringing you?
i thought you liked being popular
beleive me thin you started this war,and im going to finish it
we all know where you live,your being watched,your nerves are now on edge

Idle threats it might be but if it was me involved id be phoning the police to teach you a lesson.

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The best way to keep a friend is by not giving them away.

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Theyll be lucky to get 0

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@anc wrote:

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Looks like this one could cause a bit.chfest.

Easy answer to this one Ive never been adulterous.

Ah! but, have you been married?! :lol:

Ah! good point :wink:

Never cheated will have to do :D

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@anc wrote:

@mrs_teapot wrote:

@anc wrote:

Adults! 8) :lol:

Ello

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle…… Could not resist :)

What about noses?!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not to speak of that pump i bought that gives an extra 2 inches.

*sh.it did i say that out loud?* :oops:

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Looks like this one could cause a bit.chfest.

Easy answer to this one Ive never been adulterous.

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The smell of the Sunday roast =P~

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Golf

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