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  • #407014

    @lovely Lady wrote:

    Antici……………pation :lol: :lol:

    Is that an ointment?

    #146553

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    @yourchoice wrote:

    Whats with the sudden influx of pompous noobs? 8-[

    Well they do say flies are attracted to shit (excuse my language) :o

    Not sure who that says most about :-k

    #452874

    @best man wrote:

    oi your choice your days are numbered,im just keeping his seat warm
    hes on the phone to me from prison
    he can see you know
    he told me hes gonna fck u off the boards yc
    as your name says its your choice shrugs

    Thats worthy of a ” :lol: “

    #461643

    @mrs_teapot wrote:

    Cath, the Railway Cat poem you posted made me smile. When my kids were little they just loved TS Eliot’s Old Possums Book of Practical Cats and there was always the obligatory poem to be read to them at bedtime. To this day they still put little quotes from it in Christmas cards Birthday cards etc… the last one was as follows:-

    I know a Cat, who makes a habit
    Of eating nothing else but rabbit,
    And when he’s finished, licks his paws
    So’s not to waste the onion sauce.

    Taken from THE AD-DRESSING OF CATS which has to be one of my favourites. My absolute favourite is Macavity the mystery cat… just a little snippet for you here :

    Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity,
    For he’s a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
    You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square–
    But when a crime’s discovered, then Macavity’s not there!

    Ha! Love it!

    I could so lower the tone of this one but i wont.

    Hello Mrs T

    #456552

    “momes” how cute :-…

    #452871

    @best man wrote:

    moons a lovely gal,not seen her for ages tho :(

    If you keep mooning her your liable never to see her again :-

    #407006

    Cricket :cry:

    #413313

    @momentaryloss wrote:

    @best man wrote:

    tomorrow never knows

    Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream

    8)

    Sounds like your describing a turd :shock:

    #461825

    @thin ice wrote:

    does f3 have more than its fair share of nut jobs at the moment

    who do you think the biggest crank is :P

    i cant make my mind up right now
    but later this eve may be i might
    cus apparently ive got several heading to my house to do me in
    8) 8) 8) 8)

    :lol: You best go get the beer in then :lol:

    #461786

    @jen_jen wrote:

    @chocolate wrote:

    @jen_jen wrote:

    cosy darling I didn’t diss you. Actually I think you are dissing us by assuming we’re all too thick to realise it’s you.

    :lol:

    I thought he was taking the pi ss! Surely he knows people know its him?

    So was I :wink:

    And if he didn’t know, he does now :lol:

    The way some people talk about him hes a total di.ck so it wont take him long to show his true colours 8-[

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